#synekdokee

[honkforhankcon]

God I’m a slut for Hank using terms of endearment on Connot

me too...........god. GOD.

baby, sweetheart, darling, sugar, HONEY!!!!!

[tsunderehank]

Khhjhhh Hank and Connor arguing tho and Connor using his voice to repeat Hank’s ”If it was up to me I’d throw the lot of you in a dumpster and set fire to it” and Hank just looking absolutely *striken* and ashamed.

I mean we all know that Hank was in a bad place when Connor shows his pretty face. And at the time he was programmed to not give a fuck. But with Deviation comes feelings and those feelings can’t help remember that shit. And Hank is gonna have to own up to it. Or feel like he does anyway because his resentment had such a weak foundation. 

Anyway, Hank has no excuse but it horrifies him to think he’d say that to the one he loves so deeply now. “You have every right to hate me”

“I don’t, Hank. That’s the point.”

[the-other-bird]

Khhhh Hank getting cancer tho and Connor knowing he’ll survive him by decades and giving up everything to spend Hank’s final months together

This is the saddest (fictional) thing I read today. It will be the worst thing for them, but they’ll just give Detroit, the DPD and all serious android business the finger. Hank’s never really left town and especiallynot the states (Connor either of course) and for the first time they’ll be doing only what they want to do…

But since I’m already sad: Hank’s healthier than he has been in a long time, but both of them have to realize that Connor was never built to last. That there isn’t an endless supply of spare parts for a prototype and that now that every android is considered a living person he cannot simply transfer into another body. Jericho tries hard to bring CyberLife under android control, but they don’t give up easily. So thirium and spare parts are harder to come by anyway and they don’t provide necessary software updates or memory storage servers for deviants. So Connor’s skin starts glitching after he got into a confrontation with one perp too many. He keeps a back up of his software and memories on a “harddrive” at home, but he loses a week worth of memories because of a bug. Hank gets used to finding Connor’s limbs on the kitchen table as Connor repairs them as along as he can, until he has to exchange his hands because the sensors keep on glitching,but the new ones aren’t built for his model. They just feel wrong. They both have no idea how long he can keep this up, so one day they just leave without telling anybody where they’ll be going and it’s the best thing that ever happened to them.

…. I may have spent too much time thinking about this.

[madeofplasma]

I can’t get over that scent drawing tho

I’m this close to light my “clean linens” candle because of your suggestion!

[gutterballgt]

Chuck/Raleigh + Brooklyn 99. GO!

Um. Don’t hate me.

But I haven’t seen Brooklyn 99.

I know! I’m sorry! I’ve seen approximately all the gifsets and I love them and I KNOW I’d love the show! But I pretty much never watch TV, and I didn’t realize it was on Netflix until they’d taken it off!

I’m ashamed. And yes, I think chaleigh would fit riiiiiiiight into a B99 setting. God, I wish!

I do want to watch Brooklyn 99. Desperately. But until it’s back on Netflix, I don’t see it happening soon. God, I hate network TV (and I’ve only had cable like twice in my entire life).

Someone do the thing. I’m begging. I need it. I NEED IT.

[wolverineheight]

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WROTE AN X FILES AU FUCK I CANT WAIT TO READ IT

ME NEITHER THANKS!!! IM VV PLEASED!!!

[redxluna]

synekdokee replied to your post “HEY don’t fucking repost art without actually crediting or even asking...”

Anon is the artist.

Having had someone use the same tactic before 10/10 would not be surprised if all anons are lol.

But, yeah, it’s just wild? Because, sweetheart, I could care less about what you ship and don’t ship. Having a gay porn blog reblog boys you refuse to ship and call it a ship is still freaking funny as hell.

[turtletotem]

1 and 3 or 9

1. The meaning behind my URLSo, it actually comes from the “Clan of the Cave Bear” books... In Ayla’s Neanderthal clan, the shaman gives a lot of deep thought to assigning animal totems to the clan’s children, and I decided when I read it that I would probably have a turtle as my totem because I’m sort of... shy and slow-moving and like being able to retreat into my shell. I’ve been Turtle for 7 years now and it feels almost as much like me as my actual name! (In b4 the “spirit animal” controversy: the source of these totems is (a) fictional, (b) prehistoric and therefore everyone’s ancestors.)

(And yes you can laugh at me for reading Clan of the Cave Bear.)

3. Tattoos I haveZero! I come from a religious background that is against tattoos so I don’t see myself ever getting one, but if I did it would probably be a turtle. (I am very fond of henna/jagua/temporary tattoos.)