#synphal michaud

[the-kryomancer]

Synphal Michaud—Portal Guardians WIP

[the-kryomancer]

Synphal: *walks into the kitchen* “Is something burning?”

Sucre: *leaning seductively on the counter* “Just my desire for you and Taegan.”

Synphal: “The toaster is on fire.”

[the-kryomancer]

When the Portal Sanctuary is too quiet

Eric: “So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.”

Synphal: “I did. I broke it.”

Eric: “No. No, you didn’t. Sucre?”

Sucre: “Don’t look at me! Look at Mitchell!”

Mitchell: “What?! I didn’t break it!”

Sucre: “Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?”

Mitchell: “Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!”

Sucre: “Suspicious.”

Mitchell: “No it’s not!”

Nathan: “If it matters, probably not... Amy was the last one to use it.”

Amy: “Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!”

Nathan: “Oh really? Then what were you doing by the Elixir cart earlier?”

Amy: “I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nathan!”

Synphal: “Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Eric.”

Eric: “No. Who broke it?”

Mitchell: “Eric, Nick’s been awfully quiet...”

Nick: “Really?!”

Sucre: “Yeah, really!”

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Eric: “I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.”

[the-kryomancer]

[the-kryomancer]

Synphal Michaud

[the-kryomancer]

Sucre: “I do what I want.”

Synphal: “I’m calling Taegan.”

Sucre: “No wait.”