#synth hottakes

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ID: A flag with nine horizontal stripes, all the same size. The colors are darker at the edges and lighter in the middle, except for the very middle which is darker. They are, from top to bottom, dark brown, brown, peach, pale yellow, darkish magenta, pale yellow, dusty light green, dusty teal, and navy. END ID

Rocketboundhottic: A gender related to the hottake that Homebound Train is just Rocket Queen with a different coat of paint on it

I came to this one on my own, but I got this specific wording from this post (link), to give credit where it’s due

The colors are inspired by my associations with the related songs

For anon!

No suggested pronouns

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ID: A flag with eight horizontal stripes, all the same size. The colors are darker at the edges and lighter at the fourth stripe. They are, from top to bottom, dark faded violet, dark faded fuchsia, peach-tan, pale yellow, white, peach, pink, and red. END ID

Warrosebedhottic: A gender related to the hottake that there’s more reason for Warrant’s Bed of Roses to exist than Bon Jovi’s

To explain a little further, I don’t necessarily think Warrant’s is better, I’m honestly not sure. But I haven’t heard anything that sounds a lot like theirs and I think it’s a pretty unique concept for a love song, but with Bon Jovi’s, you can listen to their I’ll Be There For You or November Rain and get better versions of pretty much everything they were trying to do. So not definitely better, but there was more reason for Warrant to do theirs (also it was first, which doesn’t have any bearing here, but I still think it’s interesting.)

The colors are inspired by my associations with the related songs

For anon!

No suggested pronouns

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[ID: A flag with nine vertical stripes, all the same size. The colors are darker at the edges and lighter moving towards the middle. The colors are, from left to right, very dark violet, dark raspberry, soft magenta, soft red-peach, light washed-out tan, light red-gray, soft red, washed-out maroon, and very dark red-gray. END ID]

Slipknokinkhottic: A gender related to the hottake that a lot of Slipknot lyrics are kinkier than most seem to realize

The colors are inspired by the Slipknotgender and Kinkgender flags

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[ID: A flag with seven horizontal stripes, all the same size. The colors are darker at the edges and lighter in the middle. They are, from top to bottom, faded dark brown, darkish dusty burnt orange, washed-out tan, washed-out light gold, washed-out tan, darkish dusty burnt orange, and faded dark brown. END ID]

TheseDaysReviewhottic: A gender related to the hottake that the Bon Jovi album These Days got way better reviews than it deserved

The colors are inspired by the cover of the related album

No Suggested Pronouns

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[ID: A flag with nine horizontal stripes, the fourth and sixth are twice the height of the others. The colors are darker at the edges and lighter in the middle, except for the very middle which is darker. They are, from top to bottom, faded brown, soft red-brown, dusty peach, white, gray, white, sky blue, soft blue, and washed-out navy. END ID]

CrushReviewhottic: A gender related to the hottake that the Bon Jovi album Crush got way better reviews than it deserved

The colors are inspired by the cover of the related album

No Suggested Pronouns

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ID: A flag with eight horizontal stripes, all the same size. The colors are, from top to bottom, dark purple, denim, faded green, dusty pale yellow, white, washed-out pink, dusty red, and very dark grey. END ID

HitmanDrumHottic: A gender related to the hottake that Tico “Hitman” Torres is a bad drummer

The colors come from my associations with Tico Torres and his style of drumming

For anon!

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ID: A flag with nine vertical stripes, all the same size. The colors are, from left to right, dark washed-out indigo, faded cool purple, faded magenta, peach pink, white, faded cyan, faded sky blue, faded indigo, and dark violet. END ID

BonJanihottic: A gender related to the hottake that Jani Lane’s voice held up better than Jon Bon Jovi’s voice, even (and even especially) in comparisons where it’s a fair competition. For example, Jani Lane’s performance on Sin-Atra from 2011, the year he turned 47, vs. Jon Bon Jovi’s performance on any given song on The Circle from 2009, the year he turned 47.

The colors come from my associations with Jani Lane and Jon Bon Jovi

For anon

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[ID: A flag with seven horizontal stripes, all the same size. The colors are lighter at the fifth stripe and darker moving away from it. The colors are, from top to bottom, very dark washed-out violet, washed-out maroon, soft red-orange, dusty tan, light washed-out tan, washed-out brown, and dark washed-out brown. END ID]

Natonguehottic: A gender related to the hottake that Native Tongue is Poison’s best album 

The colors are inspired by the cover of the related album

No Suggested Pronouns