#syrian-assassin

[guyfawkes84-blog]

OOC; Altair all over my dash.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[strifexcloud]

[cranestylebitches-blog]

Headphones On;

For Altair, the man of lead.

[jerusalemsrafiq-blog]

....

I leave for a few moments and everyone is at each others throats.

Ezio, do not press this.

Altair, I would have words.

[cranestylebitches-blog]

altspud

Altspud strode around the garden, noticing all the other taters had eyes for him. As he found one he would mind sizzling in bed with, he started to stalk it.

"I yam happy with this." 

Just then she was plucked from him! It dug into his soul. Altspud was boiling mad. Whoever did this to him, they would be mashed!

Altspud rolled in her general direction, following a fork in the road. Which way did she go? It was frying his mind. He kept his eyes peeled for any sign of her skin. Just then, she scooped into view! Tears were leeking from him.

"I saw you from over there, spud. I just want to fricassee you. Put all your thoughts on the back burner, because tonight, you."

She kept grilling him with her sex talk. He wasn't sure what to do.

Just then, Desmond came by and ate them both.

Such a vichyssoise cycle.

[cranestylebitches-blog]

altair x malik's nubby nub

"I do not understand why I am so boring" grumbled Altair, as he normally does because he's a boring fuck. I mean seriously, the first game didn't even give him eyes. EYES. Srsly.

"I have no eyes, and you do not have an arm, let's fuck" puked Altair out of his sand encrusted lips.

"ಠ_ಠ" piffled Malik.

Altair then grabbed Malik by the nub and thrust all 2 inches of hidden blade into the socket.

"OWFUCKGODAMMIT Wait is it in there? I have stopped feeling emotions like forever ago" gurgled Malik.

Altair continued to hump the fleshy flesh for all of 1 minute before dripping his racistly white seed onto Malik's sleeve.

"Can I go now?" Barked Malik.

He was tired of this happening on a nearly daily basis.

[guyfawkes84-blog]

OOC;

[12:44:01 AM] Malik: AND TUMBLR IS FUCKING THAT SHIT UP

[12:44:27 AM] Altair: JESUS PISS FUCK TWAT SUCKING FUCK SHIT DAMN IT ALL TO THE THIRTEENTH RING OF HELL AND TARTARUS AND BACK FUCKING A

[12:44:31 AM] Altair: -throws everything-

[12:44:38 AM] Malik: HASDHAKSJD

[12:44:39 AM] Altair: IT ATE MY SHIT

[12:44:42 AM] Altair: GOD DAMN IT

[12:44:47 AM] Altair: YOU PIECE OF FUCKSUCK ASS SHIT

[12:44:52 AM] Desmond: FUCKING SHIT PIECE OF ASS

[12:45:07 AM] Altair: Altair has anger issues nkmsdfjhgsd

[12:45:08 AM] Altair: B(

[12:45:20 AM] Desmond: Tumblr gives me anger issues

[12:45:25 AM] Altair: Oh god, I'm posting this on Tum

[12:45:26 AM] Altair: OH WAIT

[12:45:28 AM] Altair: THATS RIGHT

[12:45:34 AM] Altair: THE FUCKING THING IS MORE RETARDED THAN RAIN MAN

[jerusalemsrafiq-blog]

I believe this one will be fun..