#sysadminproblems

[theitdiaries]

...ed è nel momento in cui fai la sequenza “ESC + g g” per tornare alla prima riga di uno status di Facebook che capisci di avere un problema...

[skrillcholas-cage]

To my coworker at another branch who's computer broke and was sent to me to fix it:

A) It's not a good idea to apparently use your computer as an ashtray.

B) "Kinky Sex" is not a good thing to be searching for on company internet

C) "Youtubeplayer.exe" and "Mediaplayer.bat" are not what you think they are.

I'm revoking your new computer priveleges, you're getting an 8 year old XP machine with 128 MB of RAM and a 20GB HDD.

Enjoy.

[indojinkundoushite]

> Did you change anything on staging.

Indojin-kun: no I had not touched the staging server

Indojin-kun: I did some change in development server

> is the development server different from the staging server?

Indojin-kun: it is same server.. it is just user is different

[elisecake]

ARRRRGH

GIVE ME COMPUTER TO FIX - DONT CLOSE OR SAVE ANY OF THE TEN MILLION FUCKING FILES YOU LEFT OPEN - NO! I AM NOT SAVING YOUR CHANGES - ARRRRGH!KLJ! LEKJD OIJA OIJAS !!!

[zmyaro]

When your girlfriend's mom thinks you are a drug dealer because she overhears a comment about your “users.” #sysadminproblems