Nov 4, 2015
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...ed è nel momento in cui fai la sequenza “ESC + g g” per tornare alla prima riga di uno status di Facebook che capisci di avere un problema...
To my coworker at another branch who's computer broke and was sent to me to fix it:
A) It's not a good idea to apparently use your computer as an ashtray.
B) "Kinky Sex" is not a good thing to be searching for on company internet
C) "Youtubeplayer.exe" and "Mediaplayer.bat" are not what you think they are.
I'm revoking your new computer priveleges, you're getting an 8 year old XP machine with 128 MB of RAM and a 20GB HDD.
Enjoy.
> Did you change anything on staging.
Indojin-kun: no I had not touched the staging server
Indojin-kun: I did some change in development server
> is the development server different from the staging server?
Indojin-kun: it is same server.. it is just user is different
ARRRRGH
GIVE ME COMPUTER TO FIX - DONT CLOSE OR SAVE ANY OF THE TEN MILLION FUCKING FILES YOU LEFT OPEN - NO! I AM NOT SAVING YOUR CHANGES - ARRRRGH!KLJ! LEKJD OIJA OIJAS !!!
When your girlfriend's mom thinks you are a drug dealer because she overhears a comment about your “users.” #sysadminproblems