When I find out that Indojin-kun doesn't test code, because he says he's not a tester.
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When I find out that Indojin-kun doesn't test code, because he says he's not a tester.
Indojin-kun: Can you make the site responsive.
> Yeah
Indojin-kun: Make sure all sizes never change.
> I don't think that's very responsive.
Indojin-kun: Please follow spec.
O... okay?
I'm so confused.
When, upon closer inspection, I find that we actually have 4 bootstrap gems installed that we don't use.
When we have 2 different bootstrap gems installed, but don't actually use either of them.
When Indojin-kun disables server-side validations because 'client side validations ok'
When there are no validations in the model, and I see
$('.input-required').each(function(){ $(this).parent().find('label').append('<span class="required">*</span>'); });
so 'required' fields have an '*'
DAMN IT INDOJIN-KUN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT
When our UI person tells me she has no experience with HTML
> default_value = ModelName.find(1)
W-what happens if the first entry in the database isn't the default value...?
> Did you change anything on staging.
Indojin-kun: no I had not touched the staging server
Indojin-kun: I did some change in development server
> is the development server different from the staging server?
Indojin-kun: it is same server.. it is just user is different
When I get reprimanded for not knowing about things that aren't in version control.
When I find a gem in our Gemfile that was discontinued 2 years ago, but the project is only 9 months old.
When instead of CSS selectors I see
> gsub(/\n/, '').gsub('<strong>Header</strong><br />','').split('-').first.gsub(',','').gsub(' ', ' ').split(' ')
Indojin-kun: Css can not be validated by selenium. Need to watch browser to make sure css not broken.
WATCH
AND
LEARN
Indojin-kun: I need to setup the application in my local machine, For that i need some developers help on this.
> Indojin-kun has been a part of the project for 9 months.
Damn it Indojin-kun.
Indojin-kun: Production and Staging share same db?
> Yes
Indojin-kun: Then why when I make account in Staging I get confirmation email to Production
DAMN IT INDOJIN-KUN THEY SHARE THE SAME DB I JUST TOLD YOU.
> DateTime.new(...).to_datetime
When delayed_job scripts aren't in version control, and I get asked why my automated deployment recipe doesn't start delayed jobs.