#sysi story

[sysiheart]

And speaking of bad finnish translations i once ran into someone selling "sweet puppies"

But

Unfortunately sweet can mean "suloinen" (cute, sweet natured) or "makea" (tasting sweet)

Guess which one the seller went with

[sysiheart]

Finland is kinda funny when it comes to stealing. Like mostly none of your shit will get stolen.

When I was a kid I left my wallet on a bus and it had like 50 euros and someone had returned it to the driver and I got it back and nothing was taken.

You leave something somewhere it is most likely fine. Even when something has been forgotten somewhere for weeks and weeks no-one will touch it.

But we CAN AND WILL steal your bike.

You dont lock it? Taken.

You only lock the wheel? The rest of it will be stolen.

We dont fuck around with bikes

[sysiheart]

If someone tries to steal my pink wallet

While I am listening music from my pink headphones

I will spray them with my pink safety spray

And take a photo of them with my pink instant camera

And if they are still trying to get me I will choke them with my pink pearls

And put their body in ice made with my pink ice cube tray

And wash the blood off my hands with my pink soap

And then I will put the body in my pink suitcase

And run from the police in my pink sneakers

[sysiheart]

I keep greeting people by slowblinking at them (u know like cats do) and keep forgetting that THEY DONT KNOW WTF I MEAN BY THAT

I usually do that with people i dont know at all/barely know cause I dont want to say hello or anything and often I dont even smile i just

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My job here is done

[sysiheart]

Still sick but I have a nurse here to help me 247. Sometimes she does try to bite me tho

[sysiheart]

When we were kids my stepsister would always lead decorating our christmas tree and she was super strict about it and I was annoyed as fuck. One of her biggest things was that you cant mix silver and golden ornaments

As we grew I learned to enjoy her being so passionate but as a kid I was MAD lmao

So now that neither of us lives with our parents and she has An Adult Job tm she isn't really home to decorate the tree so I do it. And every year I leave one golden ornament among the silver ones.

She hasnt noticed yet

[sysiheart]

In like highschool when people stopped being like IT IS SO CRINGE TO HAVE CRUSHES (aka i was losing my cool kid with no cringe emotions points) I was like "ok lets figure this out Sysi, something is clearly up with you, you are falling behind"

And the reason I came up with for me not having crushes was 1000% logical:

The reason I didnt have crushes was that I was ugly

You see, if I wasnt ugly boys would be interested in me and if boys were interested in me I would have a crush on them BUT i was ugly so that didnt happen!

And it is so much easier (and honestly as an edgy teenager way more fun) to be like "it isnt me it is that I AM SO UGLY AND EVERYONE HATES ME" and then i could be emo about that and live like my own ya book protagonist life

(and i had this fantasy that some guy would come like ❤️‍🔥I think you are beautiful ❤️‍🔥 and we would ride off to the sunset (but for some reason I couldnt imagine that life at all after that HMMMM i was just like "THE END" like i was writing a fanfic i didnt really want the life))

[sysiheart]

Not to brag but after my dad got me a mini radiator my apartment is now around 17°c

Living in luxury here