Jun 1, 2025
What about... bee joel.... you don't... you dont have to though....
all he wants is to be left alone to take care of his bees and here are all these annoying humans bothering him
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What about... bee joel.... you don't... you dont have to though....
all he wants is to be left alone to take care of his bees and here are all these annoying humans bothering him
Could you
Do uh
Do a giant jimmh teasing smol jim?
Roman never send me asks when you’re this tired again ^
Grian comforting a little joel...?
he got sick building in the rain and now grian gotta take care of him :( at least the hands are warm?
Joel is so good in any of your writing or art I’m begging you to do more things to him
i guarantee i intend to continue his torture :) eventually i have a oneshot with him in it and theres at least one or two asks with his name there so... eventually!!
in the mean time, i gift to you a tiny joel w/ his boat boy eefo
What if Gem stuck a tiny joel into one of her jars (like the jars in her base with heads in them she uses for decoration) as a way to be silly and tease him-
Maybe she'd even pop into the scientist skin to pretend to study him lol
What do you think?
I think gem would be having a great time. Can’t promise the same for joel. Dw hes gonna be fiiiiiiine~ gem just wants to do a couple expiriments first thats all :)
Throws tiny joel at you
>:0 Assault!! How dare!!
Gem would probably eat joel-
she would. for the bit.
the smallidarity dynamic is so perfect for every kind of relationship.
best friends? check
in love? check
frenemies? check
arch nemesis? check
pred/prey? check
g/t? check
they can do all of it
and empires 2 jimmy and joel are so perfect for pred/prey stuff
like, perfect for non-AU noms, and crazy potential for AU noms
non-AU Joel teasing Jimmy by swallowing him down
and then an AU where Jimmy gets like sacrificed to God Joel and eaten
but also a non-AU where Jimmy figures out Joel wants to eat him and starts teasing Joel about it subtly to convince him to actually do it and Joel is all flustered
and even empires 1!!! because jimmy was actually big, not crazy giant like lizzie, but joel was just human sized so in empires 1 jimmy could nom joel
and life series, like, what if to get Jimmy to the end in Wild Life, Joel eats him during the finally, so even if technically Joel was the only survivor since Jimmy only registered as 'food in a player's stomach' once he won Jimmy was still with him and could be considered having won as well so when Joel rides off into space in his cool car with the past victors he lets a very tiny Jimmy out and all the victors celebrate or something or maybe take turns nomming Jimmy
Human!Jimmy finding tiny Fairy!Joel and holding him gently cupped in his hands
Human!Joel finding Canary!Jimmy who is actually canary sized, or maybe a Hummingbird!Jimmy and keeping him in his shirt pocket
their just so cute in g/t scenarios I'm gonna die - Lilmia
Frothing at the mouth at all of these ideas they are gorgeoussssss I can only imagine the shenanigans they’d be up to on any server
Oh the panic if Jim was sacrificed to Joel and this giant monstrosity of a god plucks him out of his bindings, glances him over with such indecipherable emotion and then proceeds to fucking eat him. Pure terror. Maybe Joel feels guilty for scaring the human cuz he doesn’t really take sacrifices like that but at the same time he could only imagine what the guys sacrificing him might do if he refuses, and I mean, he is hungry after all…
Also neither of them have any chill at all. Bored? Tum time. Tiny friend doing something needlessly dangerous and you’re done with their shit? Eat. Big guy you hang out with actin a little out of it and you’re worried about them? Nothin cures the soul like some snuggles from the inside (improved tenfold if the pred can purr)
Big fish Jimmy would be such a reluctant pred I swear. Joel would probably threaten to rip his insides out if he ever tried, but oh nooooo there’s this plot thing that makes it be the only option availableeeee yeah Jim is getting a squirmy new guest for the time being. And no inside damage because Joel has at least some decency to not want to hurt his best bud, even if he’s weird and this is gross and he hates it so much Jim let him out or he swears he’s gonna—
I have very many feelings about these idiots I love making them suffer so much <3