#t:alistair

[evelynispure-blog]

Text @ The Worst

Evelyn: We need to talk.

[evelynispure-blog]

Text || Alistair

Evelyn: Dinner is Friday.

Evelyn: And at least try to look presentable.

[aliceandersxn]

[TXT] (Alistair) I’m really sorry, we’re going to have to bump date night to another night this week. My bloody brother’s gone and got himself arrested.

[MSG:] Arrested? For what?

[MSG:] Do you need any help? I don’t have classes for the rest of the day.

[aliceandersxn]

[TXT] (Alistair) I'm not sure your father likes me very much.

[MSG:] What? Of course he likes you.

[MSG:] He’s not very good at showing it. 

[MSG:] Believe me when I say if he didn’t like you, you would definitely know about it. 

[MSG:] He’s practically being charming. Don’t worry :)

[aliceandersxn]

[TXT] (Alistair) When my spouse is gifted with long-range weapons, what is it called? Sniper wifle!

[MSG:] ...

[MSG:] Please unfollow the dad jokes facebook page.

[aliceandersxn]

[TXT] (Alistair) This is probably a huge inconvenience for you but I was wondering if you could cover my classes tomorrow? I haven’t been sleeping all that well. At all, actually.

[MSG:] Of course I can. 

[MSG:] There’s no inconvenience. 

[MSG:] Concentrate on resting. I’ll check up on you after classes.

[mxrielledurant]

[TXT] (Alistair) Hello! A little out of the blue but are you free tonight? Alice and I are going on a date and we need someone to babysit 5:30 till about 9ish. Would really appreciate the help! Our usual babysitter can’t make it

[MSG:] I’m so sorry, I’m out of town! :(

[MSG:] Maybe you could ask Alix? she told me she wasn’t doing anything this weekend.

[aliceandersxn]

[TXT] (Alistair) I’m sorry if I overstepped the mark last night when I went to kiss you goodnight. :)

[MSG:] Don’t worry about it at all!

[MSG:] You didn’t overstep.

[MSG:] And if you wanted to do it again then I probably wouldn’t complain.