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♔ (Elsa)

send ♔ for an angry text

(✉ → Elsa): I’m going to kill them, Elsa.(✉ → Elsa): I realize I’ve said this before, but this time I mean it.(✉ → Elsa): What area of the city is most suitable for disposing of human remains?

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🌙 (Elsa)

SEND 🌙 FOR A LATE NIGHT TEXT

(✉ → Elsa): I know I offered you a spot on our ship, but I may have to advise you to consider declining it.(✉ → Elsa): Laying here now I realize that every occupant of the Milano snores.(✉ → Elsa): Loudly. (✉ → Elsa): Unreasonably loudly. (✉ → Elsa): I’m fairly certain Quill is singing. In his sleep. (✉ → Elsa): You don’t happen to have a couch, do you?

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[text] We had sex and he ended up in the hospital… don’t know if I should be worried or proud. (Elsa)

(✉ → Elsa): That seems worthy of pride to me. Why should you express concern? It’s not your fault he was weak.

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[drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS (Elsa)

(✉ → Elsa): Thank you.(✉ → Elsa): You are too, of course.(✉ → Elsa): Are you drinking? I’d like to join.

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Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. (Elsa)

(✉ → Elsa): Do you find it odd that humans choose this hour to sleep? I don’t require much myself, but if I did I doubt I would do it now.(✉ → Elsa): There are few things more enjoyable than being out under the stars. It’s second only to being among them. (✉ → Elsa): I apologize if you are one to sleep during this time. I didn’t mean to wake you.

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