Jan 16, 2015
[Text] I think we've already established the fact that I'm not normal.
{Text} Yeah. But why would you want to be like anyone else?
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[Text] I think we've already established the fact that I'm not normal.
{Text} Yeah. But why would you want to be like anyone else?
[Text] Well, it's a good thing I have positively no interest in sex.
{Text} I do.
[Text] ... Not bad, actually. Thanks for letting me know what rimming would be like.
{Text} Hopefully if you’re doing that; the other dude has taken a shower. Because if you get shit on your tongue while rimming then something isn’t right and you need to get your face away from that ass immediately. #wordsofadvice
[Text] I used your toothbrush to polish my boots, btw. Sorz. Worked great, though!
{Text} That’s okay, because I ran yours along the rim of the toilet bowl about a week ago. How did that shit taste, asshole?
TEXT ⇆ SHAWNSY.
SHAWN: Thanks :D I can’t tell you how happy I am. Next week I’ll get crutches and will be out of that darn chair.
DYLAN: Thank God. I love you dude, but that thing was annoying. I can't count how many times I've tripped over it.
[Text] Guess who is able to stand on his own two feet again~
[Text] I don’t need to guess, man. We live together. I’m super proud of you.
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Farrah: oi oi i feel like a waterfall do you have any tampons ? :/
Farrah: omfg sorry #awkies