#t. wesley

[jordynsmonroe]

for wesley! - [ text ] i don't know if i should be embarrassed or proud....

[ text ] Proud. Definitely proud. Most people don’t make it as far as you did! What’s to be embarrassed about? There’s nothing wrong with losing to me in an eating competition. [ text ] I’m an eating machine, I would’ve been surprised if you could’ve eaten more than I did, honestly.

[jordynsmonroe]

for wesley! - [ text ] oh no, i'm not doing that again.

[ text ] Please? Pretty pretty pretty please? [ text ] I’ll give you more chicken nuggiiiiiieeeeees!

[jordynsmonroe]

for wesley! - [ text ] i just got mistaken for a pornstar.

[ text ] i just got mistaken for a pornstar.

[ text ] OHMYGODDDDDDD. How random! Did they say which one? I mean, not that I’d know who they are anyway, but still.[ text ] But really. With a body like that, I’m not really all that surprised tbh.

[jordynsmonroe]

for wesley! - [ text ] i think you underestimated the power of vodka. you told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.

[ text ] i think you underestimated the power of vodka. you told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.

[ text ] WHAT?! No I did not… you lie. Y U ALWAYS LYIN’ MATE? That is so not a thing I would say. EVER. Drunk or not![ text ] Pretty sure you’re the one who underestimated the power of vodka and started hearing things that weren’t even said.