I had this really cool dream where me and Naomi had built a fortress out of stone and wood on top of a cliff, but it toppled over because it was too top-heavy. Then there was a video clip on how the Chinese invented lots of things, and that if we destroyed the Chinese, none of these things would exist. One of them was the Tabernacle, which was somehow a giant, twelve-legged tent, and I pointed out, "hey, if the Chinese invented tabernacles, then how did the Jews make one?" "We Jews were meant to rule the world," she says, winking. She was a lot skinner, and only about 5'6 in the dream. Her hair was in a cute jet-black pixie cut, and she wore a cute pink top with a white cami under it, and some grey, patched up cargo pants that held knives and pistols and such. We walk along a winding cliff road, which seamlessly transitions to someone's living room. It's green, dimly lit, and antiques from the early 1900s decorate the room. There's lots and lots of girl's t-shirts on the couch, and as it turns out, Aiva was donating them all. There was some part I don't remember, but it transitioned to me and Naomi in exoskeletons, shooting the shit out of vampire robots that wanted to conquer the future world in the name of Facebook. Naomi was very skilled with assault rifles and the like, and I had all the weird, special-purpose weapons, like these little floating balls that irradiated anything they came into contact with, and a magnetic tractor beam thing that could send bad guys flying at Mach 3. We found our culprits, eventually, and I confronted one of them - a Tumblr user who called themselves a "Egalitarian Eucommunist Epitaph". I called them a "Malicious Misleading Motherfucker" and pushed them into a larg plasma shredder. Naomi blew Zuckerberg out of his hidey-hole and turned him over to the robotic police. She and I, along with our resistance team (which my Physics teacher from 11th Grade had joined), were going to do a sweep of the city, to make sure that the Zuckerbots weren't terrorizing anyone else, BUT MOM WOKE ME UP TO TAKE CARE OF MY LAUNDRY.
