#t:cash

[venuskincaid]

[TXT:] (Cash) Sammy’s gone and spread a rumour that my tattoos are all drawn on with pen [skull emoji] Can you freeze her water next time she’s showering?

[MSG:] pen!!

[MSG:] that is pretty funny

[MSG:] i don’t want to freeze her water but i’ll make it very cold for a few seconds [smile emoji x5]

[sxmmysummers]

[TXT:] (Cash) so you just want me to stand on stage with you? that’s it? …why

[MSG:] for the aesthetic?? clearly

[MSG:] u just have to stand there and look like ur usual tattooed self

[MSG:] we could give u some kind of instrument i guess

[MSG:] maybe a tambourine

[sxmmysummers]

[TXT:] (Cash) For the last time NO. We’re not kissing just for the sake of it [vomiting emoji]

[MSG:] okay that emoji was just rude

[MSG:] also im more than a lil bit offended

[MSG:] like u’ve seen my boobs before

[MSG:] im pretty sure u actually touched my nipples

[MSG:] but u wont even kiss me for science

[MSG:] nasa would be so ashamed daniel

[sxmmysummers]

TXT] (Cash) The nurse said you weren’t supposed to leave your bed so what the hell are you doing out of it??? don’t say you’re not because I’m legit policing the damn cctv right now and saw you leave

[MSG:] u know thats illegal right

[MSG:] also like.....technically stalking me

[MSG:] and the nurse said i shouldn’t leave my bed, not that i couldn’t

[MSG:] im just sick of being in there

[MSG:] u should come meet me and take me to mcdonalds

[zoechxpman]

[TXT] (Cash) Have you seen Sammy???? Has Dagny??? I can't find her anywhere

[MSG:] she’s probably with adalwolfa

[MSG:] dagny said she saw them going towards the lake

[MSG:] good luck trying to get hold of either of them

[sxmmysummers]

[TXT] (Cash) im gonna share a tent with ollie instead because a little birdie just told me that adalwolfa is joining your (previously our) tent, and im not gonna be there for your throughout-the-night orgasms.

[MSG:] why did u think i told u to pack earplugs

[MSG:] tbh there’s only a 50% chance she’ll actually show up

[MSG:] if she doesnt im gonna have to come drag u back to the tent to entertain me

[sxmmysummers]

[TXT] (Cash) My campfire ghost stories are going to be way scarier than yours

[MSG:] excuse me????

[MSG:] is that a CHALLENGE i just heard???

[MSG:] ur wrong but okay

[MSG:] im gonna tell the scariest story and ur gonna wet urself

[MSG:] and then u can apologize for being wrong

[sxmmysummers]

[TXT] (Cash) ok you need to tell your "girlfriend" that you and me are definitely not a thing because i think she's going to murder me

[MSG:] ...........is it weird that i think it would be rlly hot to see her commit a murder???

[MSG:] it’s probably weird

[MSG:] sorry btw i told her we were a thing to see if it would make her...do anything

[MSG:] attention wise vis-a-vis me and not u

[MSG:] i mean clearly it worked just.......not how i wanted it to

[MSG:] i’ll tell her 2night if she shows up. nd if i remember

[MSG:] if not....ill miss u [alien emoji]