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[TXT]: yikes sorry about the whole threesome thing btw but thanks for the free booze !

[MSG:] im like 80% sure ur actually the devil

[MSG:] u owe me a bottle of wine

[MSG:] GOOD WINE!!!!!!

#t:zelda #tatumclark

(Kaden) [MSG]: saying 'go have sex with her' does not qualify u as wingman

[MSG:] ??????

[MSG:] why not??

[MSG:] it works pretty well doesnt it

[MSG:] gotta be direct

#t:kaden #Anonymous

[TXT] (Ollie) hey are you okay? thought i'd check on you after last night. you were really upset :(

[MSG:] yeah im good!! thanks for asking

[MSG:] what are u doing right now?? we should hang

#t:ollie #Anonymous

(zelda) [txt] so whats it like dating a milf

[MSG:] the best

[MSG:] u should try it

[MSG:] but like....a different milf

[MSG:] u cant have my milf

#t:zelda #Anonymous

[txt] (adalwolfa) i came back and you were all asleep. i didn't want to wake you. it was... very sweet.

[MSG:] wow thanks ur such a good girlfriend

[MSG:] u should have just got in bed with me

[MSG:] would have been even sweeter [sunglasses emoji]

[MSG:] also im a great cuddler

#t:adalwolfa #Anonymous

[TXT] (Adalwolfa) i'm visiting morgana. do you want to see me?

[MSG:] umm what kind of question is this of course i do??

[MSG:] do u know where my room is

[MSG:] where are u staying actually

[MSG:] u can stay with me [wink emoji]

#t:adalwolfa #Anonymous

[TXT] (Zelda) everything over $20 is too expensive for me unless it’s a video game

[MSG:] id say same but i borrow all my video games from cash

[MSG:] u know whats under $20 and is better than video games??

[MSG:] my band’s EP

#t:zelda #Anonymous

[TXT:] (Adalwolfa) You’re ill? Sammy? It’s Adalwolfa.

[MSG:] wow

[MSG:] didn’t think u of all people would get in touch

[MSG:] who told you about it??

[MSG:] it’s not as bad as it sounds

#t:adalwolfa #Anonymous

[TXT:] (Cash) so you just want me to stand on stage with you? that’s it? …why

[MSG:] for the aesthetic?? clearly

[MSG:] u just have to stand there and look like ur usual tattooed self

[MSG:] we could give u some kind of instrument i guess

[MSG:] maybe a tambourine

#t:cash #Anonymous

adalwxlfa-blog

Adalwolfa: I told you what this was between us. Adalwolfa: And I couldn’t have made it any clearer that I can’t give you exactly what you want Adalwolfa: Whatever that even is Adalwolfa: This isn’t my fault.

sxmmysummers

Sammy: but it’s not fair!! Sammy: if you can’t give me what i want then don’t keep coming back to me Sammy: i can never say no to you Sammy: clearly you’re much better at it

#t:adalwolfa

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Adalwolfa: You’re so presumptuous it’s almost unbearable. Adalwolfa: Do you want me to validate my feelings for you? Adalwolfa: I thought I made it clear what I felt for you, Sammy. Adalwolfa: I care.

sxmmysummers

Sammy: you didn’t make anything clear Sammy: you never do Sammy: just saying you care isn’t enough

#t:adalwolfa

[TXT:] you legit taste like candy floss what is that??? do you brush your tongue with candy???? and your lips are so soft wtf

[MSG:] i taste like candy because.....im super sweet [angel emoji]

[MSG:] nah idk

[MSG:] thanks for the compliments anyway

[MSG:] u tasted like bbq sauce which was.....weirdly fitting

#t:zelda #zeldaniles

[TXT:] (Adalwolfa) I didn’t agree to come on this camping trip just so I could fuck you, you know.

[MSG:] uh clearly thats a lie

[MSG:] why else would u wanna come on this camping trip