#taakitz trash

[lavenderek]

i rly like the live ep but also the fact that they had a high school au and taako did not get to make out with the school goth kravitz under the bleachers is Profoundly Disappointing

[lavenderek]

you know what's great about taakitz? "betp stop talking about ta -" throughout the entire podcast griffin repeatedly had to chastise all three of them for being rude and never asking NPCs' names, and taako sees kravitz and is immediately like HEY! TELL ME YOUR NAME! I'M GONNA ATTACK YOU WITH SEXY TENTACLES WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER! YOU GOT KIK?

[lavenderek]

trips over huge pile of cardboard boxes i have in my room hey listen what are stones of farspeech what are they made of because if it’s just like a stone that’s been enchanted to communicate with similar devices that’s a thing, or if it’s a stone that can be specifically tuned in to a specific stone e.g. “how did you get this frequency” that’s a thing, or if it’s a stone that’s been enchanted to communicate with specific stones e.g. magnus buying a set of three but they never hear from anybody outside the bureau that’s a thing

essentially what i’m saying is what would be your specific method for contacting your boyfriend if you were a wizard chef and he was the harbinger of death. my earphones snagged on my knee and yanked out of my ears three (3) times while i was writing this post get at me

[lavenderek]

yo how often do people touch kravitz? how shocking and hot do you think it was when taako touched his hand in that pottery place? listen. are you listening? you're not listening

[lavenderek]

Betp.. I think I remember you saying you shipped Taakitz?? Is that right?? If it's not please feel free to ignore this...

yo here’s the thing. are you ready for the thing because here it is.

dating the grim reaper is the first thing taako ever did carefully. aside from his hair. which takes a steady hand. it takes work to look that good. you see that flair? anyway

if lucretia hadn’t been so distracted trying to prepare tres horny boys for wonderland, she might have noticed her lead reclaimer having a torrid affair with the collector of souls, but she did not, and a few unconventional dates (unconventional because kravitz literally reaps the dead for a living and taako keeps taking him to plays and shit) later, kravitz rips a hole in the spacetime continuum, as he does, and he grabs taako’s hand, and taako hops inside it and kisses him, and kravitz forgets to think it’s gonna be weird until it’s too late to think it’s gonna be weird because it happens and it’s not weird. it’s just super extra not.

taako spent his entire life hating being touched while he sleeps, but it turns out it’s because he runs hot at night, so kravitz thinks they’re a pretty good pair, previous bounties for taako’s soul aside.

millennia in the future he will still have a handmade vase in his dark castle of spirits.

so that’s where i’m at. vis-à-vis taakitz. someone get me out

[lavenderek]

betp never stop talking about taakitz

i misread this and thought this said to stop talking about taakitz and i was like a qiuen estas diciendo stop talking about taakitz tu. a mi estas diciendo stop talking about taakitz?

[lavenderek]

kravitz: can you like.. while we do it can you take off the big "slut" necklace you always wear

taako: and ruin this Look™? forget it.

[lavenderek]

so what are your top 3 ships at the moment?

can you guess? :^y