Some more Albatrossruki(crea) twitter bot posts.
Ros: "Hero. That red flower is fairly rare and can sold for a high price." Alba: "Is that so? Let's pick it then... Uwah!?" Ros: "Ah, by the way, the name of that flower is Monster Flower." Alba: "I'd like it if you could mention that a little sooner!"
Ruki: "Huh? Where's Alba-san?" Ros: "He took a tumble and is now flowing along the river." Ruki: "Makes you want to eat peaches, right?" Ros: "Right?" *A reference to Momotaro (Peach Boy).
Alba: "Aah, I'm itchy!" Ruki: "Alba-san, you've been bitten by a lot of mosquitoes. I wonder why?" Ros: "It must be because you've finally reached your age of popularity." Alba: "Being popular with mosquitoes is nothing to be happy about!"
Ruki: "My clothes got caught on a tree." Alba: "You'd better change into something easier to move in. Before Mr. Lolicon comes flying."
Ruki: "Ow!" Alba: "What's wrong? Are you okay?" Ruki: "Yeah... It looks like a thornbush cut my cheek." Alba: "A thornbush? Where?" Ruki: "Oh, it made me angry, so I sent it flying through the gate to somewhere."
Crea: “Everyone's hair when they wake up is kind of amazing. Shii-tan's looks like an explosion. Alba-kun's bangs flop in front and he can't see anything. Ruki becomes a lion."
Ros: "No anmitsu, no life." Alba: “You really like it, huh...? Anmitsu..."
Alba: "I think we might be lost." Ruki: "I think we are lost." Ros: "Hero, you go right. Ruki and I will go left." Alba: "What? No! I'll be lonely!" Ros: "Don't say things in such a pathetic voice!"
Ruki: "I wonder what kind of magic my magic is?" Ros: "Isn't it space-time magic?" Ruki: "Space-time!? Space-time magic!? Kyaaa! So cool! Space-time magic! I'm a space-time magic user!" Ros: (Why is she so happy...)
Alba: "Ruki, you brought cake, but aren't you going to eat it?" Ruki: "I don't need it!" Alba: "Eh?" Ruki: "Today I had a dream of being buried by cake and unable to breathe..." Alba: "Ah, I see..."
Ros: "If you lose your weapon, you really can't do anything at all. Please get a hold of yourself. What'll happen if you encounter an enemy right now?" Alba: "Run away!" Ros: "You good-for-nothing!"
Ruki: "There's a hole-! In the edge of my clothes-! I want new clothes-!" Ros: "I'll sew it up once we reach the inn, so hang in there until then." Alba: (They're like parent and kid...)
Ruki: "I'd like to raise a pet!" Ros: "We have Hero here, don't we?" Alba: "!?"
Ruki: "I'm thirsty! Come forth, Fan-beep!" Alba: "Don't say it like you're doing some sort of summoning." Ros: "She's just getting it through the gate from the refrigerator in the Demon Lord’s castle, but it looks very dramatic."
Ros: "As a reward for the quest, we were given an omelette." Alba: "Eh!? Really!? Hooray-!" Ruki: "We've already eaten it though!" Alba: "Why!? Why did you already eat it-!?" *Alba's favorite food is fried eggs (fried egg/omelette is the same word in Japanese).
Ruki: "Girl power, girl power, just what is it!? Is it measured by how neatly you can take yakitori off the skewer!? Then Ros-san has the most, dammit!" *Yakitori is chicken grilled on a skewer.
Ros: "Herooo. It's morning." Alba: "Nnnn...." Ros: "Yes, please wake up. If you don't wake up in the next three seconds, I'll poke your eyes out." Alba: "Good morning!"
Ruki: "Kyaaaaaaa!?" Alba: "What!? What's wrong!?" Ruki: "We're in trouble... Big trouble! A-Alba-san's... Alba-san's ribs... aren't broken!" Alba: "No, that's normal."
Ros: "We've caught a rabbit." Ruki: "A rabbit! It's cute!" Alba: "It is! It's completely white, and really cute!” Ros: (...What am I going to do about today's dinner...)
Alba: "I don't have my sword! I don't have any weapons!" Ros: "What are you talking about? Your weapon is your tsukkomi, hero." Alba: "It is not!? Please don't just decide that!?"