Cheesehead White
Had to pop this bottle tonight in honor of the world's newest Packer fan #CPC! I'm sure someday she will treasure the Cheesehead White nearly as much as Maker treasures his zip lock full of Dante Hall's pubic hair. Naturally, as I removed the foam cheese head atop the bottle I prepared for the worst. Despite its obvious swag, who could expect the Cheesehead White to be anything more than fermented sweat from BJ Raji's jock strap? To my pleasant surprise it tasted fairly normal, nothing special, but with packaging like this, who really cares. Honestly, I'm a little surprised I haven't seen any Packers endorse it. Sure, current players probably shouldn't be seen chugging a table white. But come on, who couldn't see Mark Chumura sharing a glass with his babysitter in her parent's bathroom? Big shout out to my boy @ShakeGriffin who supplied this bottle before returning to the land of cheese.