#packers

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You’ve heard of Hooters, the Wings & Beer Americana restaurant, notable for a policy of hiring people with visibly large breasts; who notably doesn’t care if they’re real or fake.

now get ready for Packers-

[lgbtqiatext]

[crunchsomebones]

I would like everyone to know that I just received my first ever packers, and I got them (unused) from a man's dead wife (who was a satanist) for free because we met at an emo night at a punk bar and I happen to be trans.

[opendirectories]

[theonion]

[fully-embracing-my-autopsy]

If you don't have a homegrown dick, store bought is fine

[astero4a]

If you want a packer that's uncircumcised you have so few options. I hate that circumcision culture is so prevalent in America that even people who are almost always non-religious (trans guys) are still longing for a dick that is foreskinless.