{ *stuffs ErnestxJack in here* }
Collating all the domestic ship memes together into one post, send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
Who’s more dominant: Jack doesn’t like to be dominant, so leaves it to Ernest.
Who’s the cuddler: Ernest
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Ernest/Jack
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: lying on the bed/couch and cuddling.
Who uses all the hot water: Jack spends a lot of time in the shower, because he’s still feeling dirty due to his past profession.
Most trivial thing they fight over: Jack feeling way too spoiled by Ernest
Who does most of the cleaning: Ernest
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Jack
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: no rule on that, botg do
Who leaves their stuff around: Jack
Who remembers to buy the milk: Ernest
Who remembers anniversaries: Ernest
Who cooks normally: Ernest
How often do they fight: Not often, and if they do, Jack wins anyway lol
What do they do when they’re away from each other: do their own things
Nicknames for each other: Jack calls Ernest Ernie sometimes.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Ernest
Who steals the covers at night: Jack
What would they get each other for gifts: Ernest something romantic/cute; Jack would give something practical
Who kissed who first: Ernest
Who made the first move: Ernest
Who remembers things: both, depends what kind of things
Who started the relationship: Ernest
Who cusses more: Jack
What would they do if the other one was hurt: Ernest would freak out, Jack would be rather calm about the situation.
Who is the dirty talker: neither for serious, though Jack sometimes likes to tease Ernest with what he had learned in the past.
A head canon: on a first anniversary, Jack gave the other a music box he made himself.