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Rating Stockman asses cus why not

Mirage: DUMPY. BAKERY. BOOTILICOUS. DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A WEEKDAY BASIS. MOTHER OF GYATTS. The true definition of thunder thighs. 10/10

87: Hard to tell with his labcoat but without it, he got a little something. He's got cake 9/10

2003: No ass. Completely non-existent. But what he lacks in cheeks he makes up for in titties so I'll allow this pass 1/10 ass but 10/10 tits

IDW: Dad ass. Practically a wooden plank. Could use it as a table or an ironing board. 1/10

2012: Only highlights itself in certain angles. Flat incognito But overall perky when not. 8/10

Bayverse: Now this. This is a plump juicy cake. And it helps that this version of Baxter happens to be on the heavy side. Thiccness for days on end 10/10

DC. Disappointing character has a disappointing ass to match. Arch just looks like a fucking skate ramp granted it could be the coat. 2/10

Last Ronin: Buddy tried to copy his predecessor mirage & give himself the robo BBL but the donor must've been SpongeBob SquarePants cus WHY IS IT CUBICLE?!? Minecraft NPC ass ass! It looks like a bedframe! Like a sad TV remote. And I'm about to turn the channel from this horror film that is this ass 3/10

Mutant Mayhem/Tales: The explosion in his basement mustve took his asscheeks away cus there's NUN HERE! A brown PS4 with Gus Fring's voice 1/10

Tactical Takedown: He's LITERALLY AN ASSLESS TV. AND EVEN WITH HIS SHREDDER BODY IT WAS AS FLAT AS HIS SCREEN FACE 0/10

In conclusion. We need more Stockman asses thank you for coming to my Ted talk

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Every TMNT Game

I made this list a while ago, just finally refined it and added some other games I knew were released after I made the list/found while trying to find more games. This is every game I could find, but if anyone finds anymore let me know and I'll add it to the list!!

formatting: Game Name (Optional: Console) (release date) - Iteration

if no iteration is specified assume either 87 turtles or no specific iteration.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES) (1989)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game (NES and Arcade version) (1989)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan (1990)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project (1991)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time (1991) (SNES Port is called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles In Time)

Manhattan Missions (1991)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Back from the Sewers (1991)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist (1992)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Radical Rescue (1993)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters (Sega, SNES, NES) (1993)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) - 2003 TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Battle Nexus (2004) - 2003 TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: Mutant Nightmare (2005) - 2003 TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Melee (2005) - 2003 TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled (3D remaster of 1991 game) (2009)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Arcade Attack (2009)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Smash-Up (2009)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2013) - 2012 TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2013)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Danger of the Ooze (2014) - 2012 TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) - Bayverse

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Training Lair (2014) - Bayverse

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan (2016)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Portal Power (2016) (originally mobile app, ported in 2017)

Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl (2021)

Shredder's Revenge (2022) (Mobile App through netflixs)

Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2 (2023)

TMNT Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants (2024) - 2012 TMNT (originally an 2017 Arcade game called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants Unleashed (2024) - Mutant Mayhem

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate (2023) (in Apple Arcade)

Mobile App Exclusives:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Legends (2016) - 2012 TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Madness (2020) - 2012 TMNT

Rise of the TMNT: Power Up! (2019) - ROTTMNT

Collections:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Cowabunga Collection (2022), has:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES) (1989)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game (NES and Arcade version) (1989)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project (1991)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time (1991) (SNES Port is called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles In Time)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist (1992)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan (1990)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Back from the Sewers (1991)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Radical Rescue (1993)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters (Sega, SNES, NES) (1993)

Honorable Mentions:

Brawlhalla x Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2021)

Injustice 2 Fighter Pack 3 DLC (2017)

Skate Sim | Ride with the Ninja Turtles (2024) (note: it seems to just be a skin)

Flash Games. There are a lot, so I’m not going to list them all (only some that I see referenced often/think seem neat)

Trick of Treat Tumble - 2012 TMNT

Bumper Bros - ROTTMNT

https://www.numuki.com/games/tmnt/ (this has a couple pages worth of games)

In Development:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown (demo currently out, slated for 2025 release)

TMNT: The Last Ronin (in development)

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Tactical Takedown

Tactical Takedown

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Gotta say. The recent Video games have been doing Baxter better justice than ANY of his cartoon or movie counterparts have

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Tactical Takedown Stockman was a surprisingly amazing adaptation of the character & probably now the 3rd most accurate version of him since 84. I really enjoyed the little time he had in the game but I also loved his full blown cybernetic take. Sure we've seen him become a cyborg before in the past but this was entirely different. He's literally one with technology & he was able to use that to his advantage! He's not a pushover, or taken lightly, a handful of comic references. I just fell in love with him. The game itself was also pretty fun. I did enjoy the turtles themselves & loved their relationship & the story in this universe as a whole. Almost like a mixture between mirage & the 87 cartoon I'm actually pretty interested in seeing more of it in the future. Anyway here's the man himself. I decided to give him a cyber-sona/raw energy form kinda like Spider-Byte from Marvel.

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Daily Baxter Stockman fact Day 56:

He's the 8th character to have taken the mantle of the Shredder

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Stockmans modeled after his Mirage counterpart.