#eli rambles

[johnconstantinesdick]

Imagine being an alcoholic and you’re surrounded by people who will give you everything you want forever and call it love. No matter how selfish or inconvenient or stupid. They have your wife’s memories but they can’t be her. Your wife wouldn’t love you like this.

Love is a breathalyzer in your car.

[who-needs-words]

Imagine this.

You’re chilling in your room, probably messing around on your guitar when your dad calls you into the living room.

When you get there you see a number of your family members - mostly your annoying half-siblings but a few more distant realizes, all gathered around arguing. Your dad turns to you and says “your sisters’s best friend is stranded and she wants to go pick him up”

You pause because what? You sister doesn’t really do friends, and you’re pretty sure she broke contract with her last so-called bestie. But sure whatever, you’ve never met the dude.

“And?” You prompt because you could working on a new song right now.

“What are your thoughts?” Your dad asks and oh shit- you don’t even remember this guy’s name and now you have to have an opinion on him???

You’re Apollo from epic the musical btw

[lucy-frostblade]

rumi unleashing zoey and mira on any horde of demons: go my girlfriends

[not-elipk]

T4T Flambert thoughts…

Robert not being able to medically transition bc no time to take off when he was still active as mecha man plus more time being seen in the suit and not without it,, also not binding as much for the same reason(suit) and having to do more physical activity

then later as a dispatcher binding for way too long,, then Flambae reprimanding him about it

do you see the vision….

[sneezyonmain]

Imagine if hayfever was contagious

Imagine someone who's never had an issue with the spring before. They love spring-- love the flowers and the creatures and the sun. They spent just a little bit too long with their friend, though, who gets hopelessly stuffy around anything with a little pollen.

Cut to them a few days later, just trying to enjoy their day, but suddenly being anywhere outside makes them tickly. Even just the sight of flowers makes their nose twitch, and opening a window makes them start to hitch. The pollen count goes up, and suddenly they're having the strongest fit they've had in years, itchy, contagious sneezes barreling out of them. They've developed hayfever faster than anyone could get a tissue out, and if people aren't careful, they'll get it too.

[stridingseer]

trying out DNA and I gotta say, the Phoxhunter can now kick Aether off of the 'pretty twink MC' throne. mostly because he talks way more and I would give anything for this boy. he should stop going through horrors.

(there is the added bonus that white + eyepatch + red = absolute peak actually)

[baxterstockmanisthecenterfold]

Rating Stockman asses cus why not

Mirage: DUMPY. BAKERY. BOOTILICOUS. DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A WEEKDAY BASIS. MOTHER OF GYATTS. The true definition of thunder thighs. 10/10

87: Hard to tell with his labcoat but without it, he got a little something. He's got cake 9/10

2003: No ass. Completely non-existent. But what he lacks in cheeks he makes up for in titties so I'll allow this pass 1/10 ass but 10/10 tits

IDW: Dad ass. Practically a wooden plank. Could use it as a table or an ironing board. 1/10

2012: Only highlights itself in certain angles. Flat incognito But overall perky when not. 8/10

Bayverse: Now this. This is a plump juicy cake. And it helps that this version of Baxter happens to be on the heavy side. Thiccness for days on end 10/10

DC. Disappointing character has a disappointing ass to match. Arch just looks like a fucking skate ramp granted it could be the coat. 2/10

Last Ronin: Buddy tried to copy his predecessor mirage & give himself the robo BBL but the donor must've been SpongeBob SquarePants cus WHY IS IT CUBICLE?!? Minecraft NPC ass ass! It looks like a bedframe! Like a sad TV remote. And I'm about to turn the channel from this horror film that is this ass 3/10

Mutant Mayhem/Tales: The explosion in his basement mustve took his asscheeks away cus there's NUN HERE! A brown PS4 with Gus Fring's voice 1/10

Tactical Takedown: He's LITERALLY AN ASSLESS TV. AND EVEN WITH HIS SHREDDER BODY IT WAS AS FLAT AS HIS SCREEN FACE 0/10

In conclusion. We need more Stockman asses thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[owlyflufff]

nothing traumatizes trigun fans more than a piece of furniture and no I won't elaborate