#tagging for personal reference

[macchiatosdumptruck]

kreese: shows up to the cobra kai dojo a day early, unsettling johnny

kreese: gives johnny positive affirmation upon subjecting his students to dangerous training techniques

kreese: why don't you and i grab a couple of tall boys, my treat?

[does john know that johnny is an alcoholic at this point? ]

johnny: nah, i'm good.

[ showing restraint, and also unease.]

kreese: come on, you can walk me through tomorrow's lesson.

johnny: you're coming back tomorrow?

[trying to act cool and not like a happy puppy]

kreese: well, if it's okay with you

[kreese, now giving johnny back the illusion of power over the situation]

murder grandpa out here gas lighting, girl bossing, and gatekeeping better than anyone fr

[squishyowl]

Have dick maths. Please adjust sizes at your leisure. I thought you might find this useful.

Height * 0.083 = average penis length

Height * 0.125 = longer end penis length

Height * 0.053 = average circumference

Height * 0.066 = larger circumference

Height * 0.057 = above average tongue length measured from oropharynx to tip

Height * 0.108 = average hand length

Height * 0.054 = average middle finger length

Height * 0.024 = Nipple diameter

Height * .0208= average testicle length/height

this is incredibly helpful for specifics, I could never find proper numbers for stuff like this. I'll probably do a lot of eyeing just to get vague average lengths but this does help a lot with girth measurements

[imanationalphenomenon]

I am just so, so tired and have no motivation to do anything

This is what I get for skipping therapy a week

[existence-awaits]

Sorry about the double post but damnit look at that beauty.

[hotlineamy]

My Animal Crossing: New Leaf town has barely anything in it but for anyone who actually cares my Dream Address is:

4500-4410-0355

[microwaveashley]

okay so guys you know that i wouldn’t post it if it weren’t true or if it was a bs scam cause i love you guys and i want you safe and financially secure but recently i’ve been seeing a bunch of people posting about this thing called free points and when i first saw it i was like ‘yeah okay have fun getting your identity stolen idiot’ but like after i saw it so many times with so many notes i realized it was serious and i looked into it AND IT WORKS. basically all you do is download the app, and download the apps it offers you to and play them for a minute or two and you can delete them once you’re done. LITERALLY THAT’S IT. I NEVER GAVE A CREDIT CARD NUMBER NOR WOULD I. you get points for each app and those points can turn into rewards such as (if you’re in the US, idk what it is for each individual country) apps that you have to pay for with money you can pay for with points, amazon giftcards, xbox and playstation giftcards, itunes/appstore gift cards, money for your paypal account, and even an ipad mini!

so here are the steps

go to featurepoints.com on your phone, tablet, etc. click the link and it will send you to the feature points app in the appstore. don’t try to skip this step cause it’ll take you longer to type in freepoints in the search and try to find it cause i tried and ugh. no. 

once you download the app it will ask you for a code. THIS CODE WILL GIVE YOU 50 FREE POINTS INSTANTLY! the code is KDNRFL THIS CODE IS IMPORTANT

once you do that you can start downloading the free apps it shows you and earning points to get these rewards.

I HAVE PERSONALLY TESTED THE REWARDS SYSTEM AND IT DOES WORK SO IF YOU NEED HELP OR DON’T BELIEVE ME MESSAGE ME 

finally, don’t forget to message me and thank me 

[rimmsy]

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!

▲: OKAY FINE, YOU WIN.

▲: WHAT DO YOU WANT.

▼: Your Soul Karkat

▲: GASP.

▼: Actually That Is A Joke

▼: I Want To Give You Something

▲: I HAVE A SOUL ALREADY, BUT THANK YOU FOR OFFERING.

▼: No Karkat

▼: I Want To Give You An Outfit

▲: HOLY SHIT.

▲: I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED.

▲: AN OUTFIT.

▲: WILL IT MAKE ME LOOK

▲: "SEXY"

▼: No

▲: I NEED THE SEX APPEAL, KANAYA.

▼: It Will Make You Look Authoritative

▼: Please Stop The Sarcasm

▲: WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, ISN'T THAT THE SAME THING?

▼: I Am Trying To Have A Moment Karkat

▲: NO I CAN BE A SARCASTIC LITTLE SHIT IF I WANT.

▲: SO AM I

▲: ONE OF THESE DAYS, KANAYA.

▼: I Heard Of You Plans To Join Meenahs Army

▲: I WILL BE A SEXY BEAST OF THE NIGHT.

▲: OH.

▲: THAT.

▼: And I Am Attempting To Be Supportive

▲: DO YOU THINK MEENAH THINKS I AM A SEXY BEAST?

▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.

[lowboys-blog]

you know what I want to see

midotaka pride and prejudice au

HOITY TOITY MIDORIMA SNUBBING TAKAO FOR A DANCE. TAKAO GAMELY TELLING THE ENTIRE WORLD (i.e. Miyaji and Kasamatsu-senpai) ABOUT THIS. idk who Jane + Mr. Bingley are gonna be, but what the hell, right??? THIS ISN'T GONNA HAPPEN ANYWAY SO I'M NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT IT TOO DEEPLY, NOPE

says the person envisioning them with three kids and a dog frolicking around the garden