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from the same writer who brings you hits like “writes in all lowercase” and “often confuses prose and poetry” we bring you a new hit: there’s no quotation marks and we don’t know where they go!
Tahno + korra , note passing!
pastry chef vs. barista!au —[ tahno/korra ]find them all here.
“What in the hell do you call this?”
His patrons look up, momentarily startled—then return to their morning sweets, unfazed.
She’s a thrashing storm in an apron; a tsunami dusted in stray pastry flower; an earth tremor enhanced by the scent of freshly-ground coffee beans; a hurricane in ruffles, which ‘for the record,’ she ’never agreed to, okay, it’s just for publicity, or something, I don’t know it’s Tarrlok’s stupid rule, god I wish they would fire him already—‘
She’s already here, flown across the street like wildfire in a pastry shop, and speaking of such—Tahno keeps working the dough with his roller. He has precisely 5.4 seconds until his refusal to acknowledge her will flip her over the edge, so somewhere just around the tipping point, Tahno finally deigns her with an impervious glance.
Except. Except one of his petit fours is already sitting on the countertop in front of him, which means that she has leaned over the glass barrier—again—and interrupted his perfectly sanitary working space to deposit it there. Again. Clearly, the young amateurs of Avatar Legendary Coffee Roasters care little about the ways of food safety rules and regulations. Tsk. He should offer her a private session to... review them.
“Tahno, we had a deal—we can’t sell your stupid cakes if your face is etched over all of them! In cocoa!”
He lifts his gaze as he spreads his fingers wide, stretching and smoothing and caressing the dough precisely into place... he could do this blindfolded, he thinks, and smirks. Perhaps she’s finally taken notice?
“Oh? Having some sales trouble, Uhavatar?”
“That’s not the point and you know it,” she glares, nearly spitting fire, already rounding on her heel. She’s rampaging out the same way she rampaged in: apron billowing, fists clenching, lividity reeling. “Keep to the damn logo!” she calls, and slams the door behind her with an incongruous twinkle of bells.
//
“The usual,” Tahno drawls. “Unless you’ve forgotten.”
The tall, broody one glares like flashes of lightning; impressive, at first, in their raw energy—but quickly forgotten.
Tahno can practically see the flames shooting out from his eyeballs as the tall, angry cashier lowers his gaze to the cup he’s scribbling on. Ah, Tahno notes; he is being fastidiously ignored. The tall one is still not speaking to him, then? Uhvatar must have wrangled him into not uttering a word, lest the oaf damage their business partnership. Interesting.
Tahno scans the barcode from his phone—the newest model, but of course, fresh from four days ago—without breaking antagonizing eye contact with the tallest barista. The strain on the aproned oaf is obvious; Tahno’s grin curls deliciously.
“Fantastic customer service, as always,” he tosses, like lazy syrup filled with hidden razors, and steps back from the register. He’s thoroughly enjoying the sensation of laser beam-focus that is trying to melt the flesh from his bones. Flicks a disinterested hand over his shoulder as he nears the end of the bar. “See you, Taco.”
“It’s Mako.”
“So… where’s your star barista this fine morning?” Tahno asks, slowly, deliberately, and glances behind the bar towards the other one—the smaller, shorter, exuberant one. Said barista flips his coffee bean scoop in the air for a full double-rotation and catches it seamlessly, like that is any sort of feat at all.
“Working,” answers the taller, angry Mako. “You know. Like some of us do.”
“She’s in on a conference call,” interrupts the young Bolin with a genuine grin. Tahno’s gaze narrows in spite of himself; Bolin used to be so afraid of him. What’s changed? Where did the fear go? His sudden self-assuredness is…. unnerving. Bolin sets Tahno’s to-go cup down onto the counter and amicably offers, “Wanna leave a message?”
Tahno considers it.
“She knows where to find me,” is all he says as he takes his to-go cup and strolls toward the exit, feeling the tell-tale fire as it burns satisfying, invisible marks into his back all the way out the door, and then some.
It isn’t until he gets across the street and back into his office, into his desk chair, that he glances down at the side of his cup.
Your eyeliner’s smudged.
Twenty seconds later, Tahno tosses the hand mirror to the hard desk with a grating clatter, his sneer stretching something vicious, and his heart-rate is not climbing, it is not, it is fine, and that’s final.
//
Tahno stares down at the new to-go cup that has suddenly appeared before him.
“Delivery!” comes the cheerful answer from Bolin, presented with an accompanying wink. Ruffled, but electing not to show it, Tahno wordlessly picks up the still-too-hot cup.
“I didn’t pay.”
Bolin beams. “It’s on the house.”
Perturbed even further, Tahno eyes the lid with obvious suspicion. “Is it poisoned?”
Bolin lifts a cupped hand to his mouth and offers a conspiratorial whisper, “With neighborly support.”
If it’s bait, he isn’t biting. “Why?”
“As a special bonus-thank you!” Bolin broadly declares. “Your little baby-cakes are selling like mad!”
“Baby-cakes?”
“Here, check ‘em out! The Lady-Master of the house has sent you one as an offering.”
Tahno looks down at the creation of his own design—his creation, his work, his victories—(and Ming and Shaozu’s help, yeah, whatever)—and stares.
“I have a mustache,” Tahno muses, confused, as he stares down at the obvious… alternations that have been made to his petit four design. “And… orange hair.”
He’s never been one for the heat, but he can feel his blood begin to simmer; he’s not sure it’s entirely anger.
“Yeah! Isn’t it delightful? The sales have never been higher!”
Oh, wait—maybe it is.
//
Join us in a short break from Republic City Blues to read the fic Michelle wrote for Writersine in our duel of feels. Writersine requested a Tahno x Korra fic from the Legend of Korra fandom.
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be so ffr what if i just, in the year of our lord 2023, almost ten years after it's last episode aired, wrote a long haul fic just about tahno. what if it started from his early childhood and went through chapters of his preteen/teen/young adult years until he moved to rc. what if it was all from his pov and all about how he got to where he currently is in s1 and s2 (cuz buddies that is all i'm watching) and what if its.... glacier paced.... slowburn.... tahorr*a..... what if. what if.
when my time comes | read chapter one on ao3
tahno is not a redeemed man.
hell, he’s not even sure the word would work with his tongue, thinks that maybe instead of being pronounced it would get stuck, lost somewhere among the list of his wrongs that follow him around.
he doesn’t know when he got a list, he can’t remember when it started to outweigh his accolades. he just remembers that one day it didn’t hurt him when he heard the whispers when he entered the room, like he didn’t hear "he’s bad news" whenever he lingered too long.
when my time comes | read chapter five on ao3
“don’t avoid the truth.”
“i’m not!”
“do you really believe that?”
“yes.”
tahno scoffs, and takes another pull from his almost-gone drink.
“you call this being truthful?” a midnight call to a no-good’s home, the ghost with nothing left but a reputation and a burning building. there’s words for that, tahno knows, and none of them revolve around being truthful.
title: bottoms up pairing: tahno/korra (legend of korra) word count: 2.1k
posted on ao3
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“I’m hungry.” “Then maybe you shouldn’t have broken the lock.” “I said I was sorry.”
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tahno + korra, camping!!!!
sci-fi!au —[ tahno/korra ]find them all here.
“No complaining,” Korra snaps, because she has had it with this nonsense—between the sudden ice storm and the navigator losing its frequencies; after only just managing to find this cave in the last few spaces of breath before the boulder-sized hail started to hit; after listening to Tahno whine for over 17 standard hour units on this godforsaken planet—
“You better remember that,” Tahno huffs, staring pointedly at what’s left of their supply pack in the generated, teal-tinged light of their only remaining lamp, and grins so sharp and so lewd and so annoying, “Because I won’t be the one complaining.”
Korra looks over, brow furrowing, lip curling, as she takes in the sight of the only functional sleeping pack that’s survived the journey, and utters a sharp, decisive, “Fuck.”