#tailofacoin

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      "Have you been following me around like a desperate puppy?"

[magiciswhoiam-archive]

                     ❝ Can you please turn that down?                                              It's a bit annoying. ❞

[killerxclone]

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[castingdark-blog]

             "How much.               Would you pay George Clooney               to narrate your life?"

[pradaisms]

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oh my god thats too cute to handle

give

give it B)

[pradaisms]

"My name's Britta and I hate joy and happiness, and I'm, like, totally the meanest most fabulous bitch around." - love from Dorian

      "That was, like, literally totally terrible." She's gonna mock his voice because she can.

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do you want brian as a merman bc omg

cAN THEY BOTH BE AHH. like britta and brian going to human person college, britta and brian both awkwardly like "sO I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING" and one's leading the other to the water and the other's like "why are they going where i was about to go" and one jumps in and it's like "oh. well me too B)"

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well i do need the five dollars

-slides a five and a beer to you across the bar counter- well then let's talk