Gimme the texts, all the texts see
screams omggggg i’m so sorry about theeeeeeeese (IT’S MEANT TO BE FUNNY OMG <3)
Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
[text to: ass hat] still pissed about last night[text to: ass hat] y did you need to say that?
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[text to: ass hat] look i’m sure you’re not a bad guy, just misunderstood like those drama show dudes, but you really ought to lighten up and use your sense of sympathy, not be an asshole, you know?
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
[text to: ass hat] MEET ME IN THE BOYS BATHROOM 10 MINUTES[text to: ass hat] OR ELSE
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[text to: ass hat] yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy such a bibtchhhhhhhhhhhh
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
[text to: ass hat] she’s really hot though, i dont understand why you wouldn’t want a relationship with her?? Why are you making this so hard?
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[text to: ass hat] thought you were gonna get a good night’s sleep?[text to: ass hat] think again man[text to: ass hat] i’m gonna be texting you[text to: ass hat] all night[text to: ass hat] a l l n i g h t
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[text to: ass hat] you’re such an asshole, she told me what you said to her and she’s been crying in my bedroom for the last half hour, why are you torturing her???[text to: ass hat] why are you torturing me???
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[text to: ass hat] there are 7 billion people in the world (roughly) and you have to be the only person with such big ears and small heart i dont understand
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
[text to: ass hat] what if she never stops asking me to bother you…. o__o[text to: ass hat] i’m like genuinely worried here
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
[text to: ass hat] i love you[text to: ass hat] see it’s not that hard, can you just[text to: ass hat] TEXT HER
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[text to: ass hat] serious question: why does any girl like you? What in the hell do they see in you? is it the dumbo look?[text to: {CONTACT NAME CHANGED TO: dumbo ears}] how long have you ever stayed with a girl?
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[text to: dumbo ears] GUESS WHAT I CHANGED YOUR CONTACT INFO TO??[text to: dumbo ears] >:3333
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[text to: dumbo ears] i’m thinking mulan tonight, because i need to feel like i’m not alone pretending to be a man in a men’s world…[text to: dumbo ears] oops
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[text to: dumbo ears] have you ever actually tried to see things from someone else’s perspective? Seriously why are you such a jerk? Why don’t you just talk to her?[text to: dumbo ears] I have problems connecting with people too, but I still try.[text to: dumbo ears] please try










