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Loke, his judgement hindered by the amount of alcohol he had consumed that night, had dialed a number at random and heard a beautiful lady's voice on the answering machine. Deciding to leave a message, he begins serenading his phone and leaving her a yowled version of "We Are Young."
BEEP
"Well helllooooooo there pretty laaadyyyy~ Let me sing yoouu a sooong.... *hic* Toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight Weeeeeeeeeee'rrrreeeeeeeee Yooouuunnnnngggg!!!! And weeee'll set the wooooorrlllld on fiiiiiireeeeee!!! WE can burn briiiiighteeeeer than the suuuuuuuuuUUUUUuuuUUUuuuUUUuuuuuunnnnn~" He stumbled a bit as he had been dancing while singing the song and continued to finish the call, "I bet that your beauty burns like the thousand sunssssss~ *purrs*"