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Jake Adler the only man in this damn game who appreciates how hot his wife is and he's fucking dead
Hey, Spamton.
I don't know how to word this without it coming off as possibly condescending, but...
Hang in there, man. If the heaven you're after is out there, im sure the angels are rooting for ya.
@bleedingbonemarrow + like four anons.
I think. we need more monsterfucking. Lots of it. On the "entire clergy getting absolutely demolished by the hellish beastly ghouls as satan intended it to be" level monsterfucking. And also lots of freaky appendages of all shapes and sizes as a treat
At the end of the day, more often than not, my main headcanons steer me away from TRULY monstrous ghouls...
...But that does NOT stop me from seeing the beautiful truth of HONEST TO GOD MONSTER FUCKINGGG
I want a scary beast to appear and [REDACTED]
I want horrible mind melting demons to slither their way out of their human flesh puppets and morph into their true beastly form 🥰 and then comes fucks
IF YOU’RE MENTALLY ILL JUST STOP? WHAT’S NOT TO GET. TODAY MY OCD WHISPERED DIRECTLY INTO MY EAR. SHE SAID KARKAT? YOU’RE RIPPED AND SUPER HOT BUT YOU HAVE TO SCRUB YOUR TUB FOR AN HOUR. AND I SAID HM! THANK YOU, LADY MENTAL ILLNESS BUT I DON’T THINK I WILL! AND THEN I STOPPED HAVING OCD.
Favorite food and a dish you’d want someone to make you (can be the same)
oOoOo hmm this is an interesting q. lemme think uhh favourite food? pizzas. the super cheesy kind with lots of spice & veggies on top 🤤 and GOSH i’ll dieee if someone made me lasagna 😭 will get on my knees and worship d very ground dey walk on.
i wanna cut diamonds on her rock-hard abs
I want her to cut diamonds on her own abs then shape them into a ring and propose to me and carry me off into the sunset then we move to Malibu and get a house by the beach, two kids, and a golden retriever
feels sacrilegious to listen to MSI on my computer. band that's only meant to be heard through earbuds or a shitty phone speaker via a youtube lyrics video from 2008