“The most Ryan Bergara thing” You’re so right!!! From the q and a on Roswell someone asked Ryan what if they tried to shut him up about your theories and would you tell us about it and he’s just like “Yeah totally!” Like Ryan?? If that were to happen how do you think telling the entire internet about it is a good idea???
you would literally be killed you fool boy. theres no way he could ever be a poart of a secret society hahahaha hed immediately tell everyone!! which actually is a really noble moral journalism, trying to tell the truth at his own peril. hes basically the bravest person ive ever seen
I think I might cry #happynewyear #sendinglove #sendinglight #takealoadofffanny #nazareth #puttheloadrightonme “Take a load off, Fanny Take a load for free Take a load off, Fanny And (and) (and) you put the load right on me” (at Silverlake / Los Feliz) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYJ6fwQFUYr/?utm_medium=tumblr
hooo thank u for sending this in!! answers below!!
porton:
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
this one definitely has to be anton????? porter has his way with words and he’s really quite elaborate and also romantic when they’re sexting? and anton’s always the one that gets impatient. he sexts like a straight white boy bc it’s hard 2 text with one hand 👀
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
PORTER. porter cries during a lot of movies!! he’s a total softie. and while porter’s the one that starts sniffling first, it turns into full on sobbing and eventually they have to pause the movie because anton starts to cry because he saw porter crying omg
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
porter. he gets distracted sometimes, okay? and sometimes that distraction is called anton
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
ANTON DOES. every single time!! as if his voice and laugh aren’t already forever memorized by porter!! and porter just goes along with it until anton just gives up and turns porter around to kiss him wow
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
anton does it! probably without meaning to!! he just cuddles up against porter and porter’s just trying to be cozy and warm but then he ends up yelling because anton’s hands are like ice wtf
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
they both did?? it wasn’t so much embarrassing as it was getting out of hand lmao. they didn’t leave the house bc they just kept going omg
Who laughs more during sex?
honestly?? they both laugh equal amounts. they can’t really keep serious for too long! after the initial moments are over with and they get into the rhythm of things it’s a lot of quiet giggling between kisses and whispers?? anton laughs most when he’s on the bottom, though. that’s for sure!
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?
they tend to switch! anton loves being the little spoon, but also he’s just kind of… big and buff now? so porter really tries to be the little spoon more often because being wrapped up in those strong arms makes him so weak wow
jasto:
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
this one is definitely CHRISTO. he might be quite the wordsmith when he’s writing songs, but that’s the only time he really makes sense. jason’s the opposite? his writing doesn’t make too much sense, but he’s so good at sexting y’all. he’s very specific and doesn’t spare the details?? sometimes they just pretend they’re going to sext and jason ends up dirty talking like hell so it ends up just happening rip christo.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
JASON. he tries to act like a fucking hard ass all the time like “lmao i’m too tough to cry” but then something tugs at his heartstrings and he’s about ready to sob. christo feels bad for sort of laughing and then has to comfort him smh.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
christo did bc jason’s always taking care of their appliances and the stuff around the house. christo just sort of did it without thinking and walked away and the thing would’ve ended up much worse if jason hadn’t stopped it omg
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
christo like the fucking goofball he is (also bc he’s the taller of the two). it starts off silly and ends up gross, probably. because u know jason starts literally feeling around. he probably takes a bunch of purposely wrong guesses and christo ends up offended and reveals himself lmao
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
christo attempted it once before they were really together but what ended up happening is that it made jason moan bc surprise surprise he’s into temperature play and it’s like the most unexpected thing for the two of them. although once they’re together, jason is the one sticking his cold hands all over christo when he wants to annoy him omg
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
jason did. he got really into watching ghost hunting and paranormal shows lmao. so much that he made himself get incredibly paranoid and couldn’t sleep at night. and as a result, christo had to deal with him and find creative ways to get jason to sleep 😏
Who laughs more during sex?
jason does hooo boy. he tends to hesitate a little during sex and his natural response is to just laugh it off??? whether he’s feeling a bit of pain or just overwhelmed by a certain sensation, he’s probably throwing his head back into the pillows, covering his mouth, and just chuckling lmao. christo always has to pause and check that jay is okay (and usually he is, he just has to get used to it first!)
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?
the really obvious answer here is jason??? but they switch it up sometimes. it depends on who’s in bed first and how they’re feeling. the most comfortable spooning position is definitely when jason is the little spoon, though! they fit perfectly that way!
porton and dillgo (and honestly the four of them together) are otp4L. but currently jason/christo is the ship that’s kicking my ass almost as badly as porton.
ship that is unpopular but you still like:
all of the ones i have?? i love the ships where it’s just a handful of friends Suffering with me :-)
ship that is most misunderstood:
in my opinion, maybe the skeleboyfriends????? i feel like people don’t portray them correctly a lot of the time but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
For the ship thing....you know I gotta ask. Dillgo!!
THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME DILLGO AAAAA
notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / my otp babbies (who talks like this)
answers under the cut!
Who is the most affectionate?
DILLON. absolutely is the most affectionate or really isn’t afraid of showing it!! he’s going to kiss and hold hugo as much as possible and let him know he loves him, too. hugo is affectionate, but in a more subtle manner. kind of like a cat.
Big spoon/Little spoon?
dillon is definitely the big spoon and hugo is the little spoon. dill gets to be the big spoon because he’s the big buff boyfriend™ and he keeps hugo warm just by cuddling him? sometimes hugo does get to be the big spoon though (that’s usually when dill bottoms, though!!)
Most common argument?
this one is probably something really ridiculous. like probably over dillon forgetting to take mittens out of the room when they have sex and the cat is jsut there staring at them while hugo rides the hell out of dillon and mittens pounces on them in the middle of it?? that’s probably the worst argument they have??? it’s kind of tough to really stop that from happening, though. hugo and dill don’t really have sexy time planned out; it just happens and they’re not going to stop just to throw mittens out lmao.
Favorite non-sexual activity?
these two really like going out on walks together. something very simple like going out for coffee or food, maybe a picnic, and just enjoying the nice sunny weather and enjoying each others’ presence. what a good time.
Who is most likely to carry the other?
dillon picks up hugo and spins him all the fucking time!! hugo yells and demands to be put back down, but he really loves it. (hooo boy… dillon carries hugo a lot when they’re about to have/are already having sex??? like it’s just so easy to adjust hugo’s position)
Nicknames?
they don’t really have nicknames for each other?? hugo calls dillon “dill’ sometimes. they do have a lot of pet names, though. it’s exactly what you’d expect. all the “babe” and “my love” and all the french terms of endearment that don’t make sense to dillon like when hugo refers to dillon as “mon petit chou” omg.
Who worries the most?
dillon!! dillon worries so damn much. when they’re away from one another, dillon calls and texts often. he worries a lot about hugo’s safety and health and wants to make sure that hugo’s getting enough sleep. all of that protective boyfriend stuff!! uvu
Who tops?
hooooo boy!!! honestly, they’re more versatile than they used to be????? dillon probably still tops more often, but in a way that allows hugo to be a total power bottom??? if they’re in a rush, dillon does all of the work and makes sure that hugo gets off omg. however, hugo also tops sometimes??? because they gave it a try once and it turns out that dillon really enjoyed it? so there’s just these moods that dillon gets in (he gets kind of cranky if it’s been a while since he’s had a dick in him lmao)… u know how that goes.
Who initiates kisses?
HUGO DOES. hugo loves attention and affection and he loves being showered in it? especially loves it when dillon is just the over the top boyfriend that he is. but there are times that hugo just craves kisses!! and he has to be the one that kisses dillon first. because sometimes dill is still a bit nervous that he’s overstepping some boundaries or something like that??? hugo kisses him (after making sure it’s okay) and the kisses are always those desperate, hungry ones, and it leaves them both wanting more??
Who wakes up first?
dillon wakes up first. he tends to sleep in more since he and hugo started dating because it gets kind of boring being awake alone so early. but he makes sure hugo doesn’t oversleep and often makes him coffee and brings him breakfast in bed. what a good boyfriend!!
Who says I love you first?
honestly… this one has to be hugo? because dillon is too scared to say it first? he’s terrified that he’s going to scare hugo away, but it just happens… hugo blurts it out one day in the middle of a clumsy kiss??? it’s probably unexpected and it really surprises dillon, but dill doesn’t hesitate to say it back almost immediately aaaaa
I just wanna say that I love Porter very much but even I worry what goes on in his head from these quotes! (But seriously, I love his weird sayings and I love this blog!! Bless you)
