#takeharem

[fancy-mousetrap]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

After months without touching this fic I'm finally updating. Hopefully, now I can get back on schedule!

[staysproutsol]

The harem reacting to Takemichi pouting or saddened

Mikey would nuzzle close to Takemichi and try to make him happy so no one else would see it. A pouting Takemichi is a sight for him and only him.

Draken's heart would be beating so fast to the point he believes he's about to suffer from a heart attack, but he still squish his cheeks.

Chifuyu and Hakkai takes lots of pictures so they could put them as their background later and gives lots of hugs and cuddles to make him feel better.

Baji would be aggressively flustered and would be trying to bite his cheeks without hurting him, because that would make him sadder.

Inupi would cuddle with him and let Takemichi nuzzle his face in the crook of his neck, till he's satisfied and ecstatic. Anything to make his cute boss happy.

Kokonoi would buy anything Takemichi would want, even when Takemichi tells him there's no need for it. He still does.

Kazutora would playfully biting his mochi-like cheeks, which would make Takemichi giggle.

I couldn't write something for Mitsuya, Sanzu and the four heavenly Kings of Tenjiku😔 but I will try later for them.

[hyocherie]

take simps groupchat (from my 'the scariest future' book on wattpad)

Emma made a group chat

Emma added 20+ people

Emma changed the group name into "simps 🤩"

Mikey: HELLO EVERYONE

Draken: Emma what's this?

Mitsuya: I see there are 20+ people here

Chifuyu: what simp, we simp for no one

Baji: HELLO

Kazutora: oh baji can spell

Baji: HAU R YUO

Kazutora: I take that back.

Mikey: not the period 💀

Emma: hello everyone!

(seen by 6 people)

Emma: oh wow, seeners.

Emma: anyways, this is a gc for simps!

Mikey: we simp for no one 😀

Takemichi: Hi everyone!

Mikey: TAKEMICCHI HELLO

Draken: Hi Takemicchi :)

Mitsuya: Takemicchi, I need you to come over tomorrow for measurements

Baji: mesurmets por wgat👀

Mitsuya: measurements for his uniform 🤡

Chifuyu: *measurements for what

Kazutora: he did not-

Mikey: THE AUTOCORRECT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Baji: SGUT UQ

Mitsuya: tf did he say

Chifuyu: *shut up

Draken: I love how chifuyu just corrects what he says

Shinichiro is online

Shinichiro is typing...

Shinichiro: why am I here

Emma: hello brother!

Shinichiro: hello emma <3

Izana: motherfuckers

Izana: wait-

Shinichiro: 😀

Mikey: and I oop-

Izana: before I go...

Izana: ʰᶦ ᵗᵃᵏᵉᵐᶦᶜᶜʰᶦ ᶦ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ

Izana: bye I'm going to heaven

Izana is offline

Shinichiro: you're not going anywhere izana

Takemichi: Izana-san...?

Draken: the power shinichiro-kun holds 🤡

Shinichiro is offline

Shinichiro is online

Shinichiro: has anyone seen wakasa?

Draken: no

Mitsuya: ^

Mikey: ^

Chifuyu: ^

Baji: hau du yuo do tgat

Kazutora: correct your spelling first before anyone tells you

Kazutora: ^

Baji: HEI

Shinichiro: alright thanks, tell me if you find him hehe

Shinichiro is offline

Mikey: Even a 'hey' you can't even spell

Baji: Ijk i Taipou

Draken: tf

Takemichi: Baji I recommend you use autocorrect or prediction words ^^

Baji: uu tgankz

Kazutora: when baji texts, it's like we're talking to an alien

(Draken, Mitsuya, Mikey, Chifuyu, Takemichi, and Emma reacted 😭 to your message)

Baji: SGUP OP

Chifuyu: partner's right, you need it

Mikey: wait...

Draken: what mikey

Mikey: how did aniki enter the chat if he's dead?

Draken: ...

Mitsuya: is this gc haunted

Shinichiro is online

Shinichiro: tf i'm not dead 😭

Shinichiro is offline

Mikey: welp that was an answer

Kazutora: hey draken I found something

Draken: what

Kazutora sent an attachment

Draken: YOU BANANA BITCH

Kazutora: oh wait here's for baji

Kazutora sent an attachment

Mikey: ✨p4Lm0Liv3 n4tVrAls✨

Mitsuya: Check na check 🧚‍♀️

Chifuyu: bangong Palmolive ✨

Takemichi: not the commercial 😭

Draken: hey banana I got something for you

Draken sent an attachment

Mikey: BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

Baji: NAH JIT CRAZY

Chifuyu: HAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAH

(Mitsuya, Emma, and Takemichi reacted 😂 to your attachment)

Emma: anw, why are the only ones online????

Draken: call the others then

Emma: ooh good idea

Emma: I HAVE A PIC OF TAKEMICCHI IN A MAID OUTFIT

Takemichi: E-emma?

everyone is online

everyone is typing...

Hanma: where???

Inui: pm. now. emma.

Koko: ¥2 million, for the picture 💸

Mikey: I'm your brother, emma, give it. 😘

Izana: hello emma, i'll do anything you want, just give me that picture 😿

Sanzu: send, you know my number

Emma: are you done?

Hina: Emma!!! I'm your best friend, right??? 😢give me

Mitsuya: hi emma 🥰

Hakkai: ...

Yuzuha: emma :( i'm your best friend too :((

Mitsuya: yuzuha-

Kazutora: eMotIoNaL dAmAgE ⛓🌹🤡

Senju: GIVE ME GIVE ME 🤩

Rindou: HI, HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED FOR THAT?

Ran: what my younger brother said ^

Angry: ...ʰᶦ

Smiley: 😀 hi emma

Benkei, Takeomi, and Wakasa are online

Benkei: why am I here?

Takeomi: you are freaking out because of a picture...? 😮

Wakasa: i love the drama 🍿🥤🎉

Takeomi: like you didn't react the same when I told you that shin wore a maid outfit 😚 (shin's top though, don't get me wrong)

Benkei: OH EXPOSED

Wakasa is offline

Benkei: he did not 💀

Takeomi: HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Benkei: I'll stay for a while, I like where this is going 🍿

Takeomi: same 🥤🍿

Wakasa is online

Takeomi: Wakasa~ <3

Wakasa is offline

Tekemichi: he just wanted to watch ;-;

Takeomi: hi kid

Benkei: hello ^^

Takemichi: hi!

Emma: alright! everybody's here!

Emma changed the nicknames for everyone

MEESKA MUSKA MICKEY MOUSE (Mikey): EMMA WHY

BANANA (Kazutora) sent an attachment

MY EGG <3 (Draken): kazutora just sending memes is hilarious

MY EGG <3 (Draken): emma I love that you called me yours but the egg 💀

BANANA (Kazutora) sent an attachment

MEESKA MUSKA MICKEY MOUSE (Mikey): BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH

PANTINE (Keisuke): AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

PANTINE (keisuke): weyt...EMMAAAAA

SUNSHINE (Chifuyu): I like my name uWu

BANANA (Kazutora): not the uwu 💀

MY EGG <3 (Draken): Kazutora you're a menace to society

BANANA (Kazutora): why thank you 💃💃

THE EGG'S BFF (Mitsuya):  emma pls no

GAY (Hakkai): 🏳‍🌈

BARBIE WITH KEN'S BODY (Haru): Emma-

YOU OWE ME 100 YEN (Izana): Y'all are menaces to society...

YOU OWE ME 100 YEN (Izana): oh shit I forgot-

Emma: Izana-nii...

YOU OWE ME 100 YEN (Izana): bye I'm gonna water some rivers

YOU OWE ME 100 YEN (Izana) is offline

BABY SUNSHINE OF THE WHOLE WORLD (Takemichi): at least mine's alright...

BANANA (Kazutora) sent an attachment

MEESKA MUSKA MICKEY MOUSE (Mikey): DAYUM

(20+ people took a screenshot)

BABY SUNSHINE OF THE WHOLE WORLD (Takemichi): you did not 😃

EVERYONE: THANK YOU EMMA

Emma: you're welcome <3

Emma: now, I'm gonna go and bye takemichi more costumes, bye ^^

Emma is offline

PEACHY BESTIE (Hina): I wish she buys a virgin sweater...

EVERYBODY : /*PANICS.

[tokyorevincorrectquotes]

That one where Takemichi is everyone's boyfriend and forgot about a date he had with Hina and Emma

Takemichi: Am I in trouble?

Hina: Take a guess.

Takemichi: No?

Emma: Take another guess.

[staysproutsol]

Fucking rodents - imok_ig - 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

One of the best stories I've read, it's sooo funny and I could barely breathe while reading it 🤣

[hyocherie]

pls recommend me a story (on wattpad and/or ao3) with alltake and shinwaka in one book. or a book where at least the author alived (?) shinichiro.

[tokyorevincorrectquotes]

Grandma Hanagaki being protective of her baby

Grandma Hanagaki, to Takemichi's harem: You do not touch my grandson in front of me. Grandma Hanagaki: You may glance at him, so long as you do not peer at anything below his neck. Grandma Hanagaki: If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my grandson’s body, I will remove them.