Tokyo Revengers Incorrect Quotes

Just a bunch of incorrect quotes by your favorite(and not so favorite) characters of Tokyo Revengers / https://archiveofourown.org/series/2618020 / This comes from my own fanfic which the link will lead to

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Yes, you do

Hanma: Do you want to hear a joke? Hakkai: No. Hanma: Yes, you do. Okay, here it goes-

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What the fuck

Kisaki, to Takemichi: I have feelings for you but I'm not gonna tell you which ones. Takemichi, internally: What the fuck

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Sorry I can't flirt anymore

Rindou, after meeting Sanzu and Angry: Sorry I can’t flirt anymore, I have a crush to stay loyal to.

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You know...

Mikey: You know, I think we should try a non-violent approach to this Dark Impulses: Agreed. But replace "non" with "extremely" Dark Impulses Mikey: And after the word "violent" add "Blood Explosion Extraordinaire"

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I want to be an adult!

Emma: I want to be an adult!

Benkei: I assure you, you do not.

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‘Kay, I’m scared, but that’s rad.

Shinichiro: *cracks his knuckles*

Y/N: Is that supposed to intimidate me?

Shinichiro: *fingers start glowing like glowsticks*

Y/N: ‘Kay, I’m scared, but that’s rad.

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Thanks, Taiju

Taiju, talking to Takemichi and Mikey: What you guys did took guts. I'm impressed. Takemichi and Mikey: Thanks, Taiju. Taiju: And such a creative way to tell the world you're dating.

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Yeah, but that would be devastating

Wakasa: Just ask Sanzu if he’s ready for you to come back. The worst he can say is "no". Takeomi: Yeah, but that would be devastating.

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This better be important

Mikey: Who is this? It's six in the morning, this better be important. Baji, shouting: WE'RE COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS!

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Hey

Koko, to the new members: Welcome to Bonten. We trus— Ran: *falls through the ceiling* Koko: Hey Ran, you'll need to repair that. Ran: Yeah, I'll call Shion down. Shion: *falls through the ceiling* Shion: Hey

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Someone had to be there to save them from their own stupidity anyway

Sanzu: No, no, absolutely not! It's unethical it's immoral it may as well be illegal. I'll have no part in it

Mikey:

Baji:

Senju:

Sanzu: Okay, I'll do it

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He dislikes money

Takemichi: I hate donating blood! I always feel so uncomfortable doing.

Inui: I dislike donating blood too

Koko: You dislike donating blood as much as I like money

Takemichi: ...

Inui: ...What?

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Friends

Benkei: *reading a book, listening to instrumental music, very focused* Wakasa, upside down on the sofa: Do you think the stars have feelings?

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High standards

Koko: I love girls who are "high maintenance." Like, yes please, continue to have standards for how you treat yourself and expect to be treated.

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The fandom whenever we are given new information

TR Fandom: If I had a dollar for every time I got confused, I'd be like, "Where'd this dollar come from?" and then there'd be another dollar, and I'd think, "What's with all the dollars?" leading to more dollars and confusion, and eventually, I'd be slowly crushed by dollars without ever knowing why.

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At least dragons are cool

Takeomi: Could you ever see us as more than friends? Shinichiro: YES, I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED! I can totally see us as dragons. Hang on, let me find the picture I drew. Takeomi:

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Still hot

Mikey: I swear, there was some nerd sitting in your spot yesterday. Mitsuya: That was me with my reading glasses on.