#takeover; stein

[automatayaoi]

What good I'm here to abuse the system and get further opinions on this argument: Stein, Abe, Dell, and Distortion, is math real??? -Sam

🤠 “Oh, not this question again--”

💉 “It’s real enough to give Senpai a headache.”

🍭 “I don’t believe I’m the one to ask when it comes to the reality of anything.”

💠 “Well, the concepts upon which math is based are certainly real, but the scientific study of mathematics itself, now that’s a debate--”

💉 “Death, he’s actually answering.”

🤠 “I said it a hundred times, math is real, if I got two rocks an’ I find another then that’s three, which is addition--holy hell!”

🍭 “Ą̸̞̜̟̞̘̭͓̺̭̬̪̹̙͌̒̿́͐͌̀̀̑̀͗̇̅̂̚h̶̨̨̛̫͓̜̼̯͈͔̱͍̠̏͗̓́̀͆̽̐͘͜͝ͅ ̷̡̢̢̛̲͍͖͇̣͓̬͕̭͙̙́̄̎̀̆̈́̊͊̾̈̽͊́ͅh̴̡̖̩̣̯͕̠̥̥͉̤̬̼̼͍́́́a̶̡̲̞̰͎̘̩̞̼̟̣̖̲̺̳̐̕h̷̡͎̱̼̣̘̺̰̗̏̈̎̓̈́̇ͅa̶̧̭͙̮̭͉̬̥̳̭͓̘̬̘̿͜h̸̡̨̛̙͓͎̮̝̞̥̻̣̺̰̎͆̀͋̓́̄͐̏̃̔̐́ą̶͚͂̓̏̔̕͝!̴̼͈̲̤̖̲̦͙̫̮̪̮̙͛̋͐̊̔̐̌͌͋̅̽͜ Was the rock not what you expected, Engineer?”

💠 “I believe that is a toad.”

🤠 “I know what it is!”

[automatayaoi]

Alright so this is for anyone who wants to answer. What's the worst date y'all've been on? Weirdest? -Sam

🍓 “Weirdest date with Acherontia? Or like, in general? Because we could be here for a long time.”

💉 “I’m sure you’ve had plenty of subpar dates, but let’s not bring your exwife into this.”

🦐 “Oof. Harsh.”

🍓 “WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS BULLYING ME--wait who are you??”

🦐 “Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy. I’ll be actually answering the question, thank you. Considering I can only appear in the physical world as a...gummy bear, or while still inside Date’s skull, all our dates could probably be considered ‘weird’. The worst would be a tie between when Date insisted upon tagging along because he didn’t want to be without an eye for a full night...and when we accidentally stumbled on a dead body and had to stop the date to open a murder case.”

🍓 "That's, uh...”

🦐 “Yeah, we keep all our dates virtual now.”

[automatayaoi]

F/O Takeover !!

🍓 “I heard we were having a party!”

✨ “Ehehe, not quite...it more like we are simply taking turns on the, ah, the...”

💉 “Computer.”

✨ “Ah, yes, that’s it! Computer. Thank you, Screw-san.”

💉 “That’s not...eh, never mind. If any of you out there have questions, I suppose you can send them in. Maybe we’ll answer them.”

🍭 “Perhaps our answers will even be true.”

🍓 “You guys gotta try and be a little more personable once in a while.”

💉&🍭 "I will not."

🐸 “This is going to end with one of you breaking my computer.”

{{ i only included arlequino, stein, spirit, and michael in this post, but feel free to send in questions for any of my mains here !! }}

[automatayaoi]

how about 6 and 23 from the ask game for spirit and stein!

🌙 Casual F/Ovember Ask Game 💫

Be honest, what was your first impression of s/i when you first met them?

🍓 "Do I really have to be honest?"

💉 "Worried you'll make them angry?"

🍓 "W-well, my first impressions of them weren't the, uh, nicest...?"

💉 "Neither were mine. I've little trust for witches, let alone one that Death had been hiding for nigh on centuries, so my first thoughts on meeting Styx was that they were a threat and a fascinating oddity."

🍓 "Of course you make it even weirder with your...weirdness. I mean, I guess I wasn't too different when I first learned about Styx. I was still healing from my last fight with a witch, and turns out there was another one right under my nose! And they were creepy, just, sitting there in that dark little cell..."

💉 "You might want to stop there, Senpai..."

Be honest— do you easily get jealous?

💉 "Not particularly. Styx dislikes most people, so I can be sure they will summarily curse anyone they don't like getting close."

🍓 "You say that, but I can see you getting all pouty every time we cuddle on the couch without you."

💉 "I do not pout."

🍓 "You're doing it right now! Aaaanyway, I probably get more jealous than I really should, I just can't help myself. I get paranoid about it."

💉 "Hypocrite..."

[automatayaoi]

(For the takeover): Any cooking disasters? Whether it was late night cooking or rushing for a date? I wouldn't trust half my partners to boil water

💉 “...again with the staring. Take a picture, Senpai, it lasts longer.”

🍓 “You nearly burn down the lab every time you try to cook. I almost don’t understand how you can be so bad at it.”

✨ “At least you burnt the food, instead of making your joyfriend horribly sick with food poisoning...along with nearly half the circus.”

[automatayaoi]

Who here has the absolute worst taste in movies?? -sam

💉 “...why are you all looking at me?”

👽 “You’re the one who watches all those weird ass surgery videos and calls it movie night.”

💉 “Not just surgery videos. I like horror movies, too.”

🍓 “Yeah, so you can watch me get terrified!!”

✨ “They aren’t even that scary...”

🍓 “Oh, like you have any room to talk, Mr Pretentious-French-Arthouse-Film-Nerd.”

✨ “I-I am not pretentious!”

[automatayaoi]

For spirit and Stein, what are y'all's group dates like? For Michael, enjoy them big meaty claws if -sam

💉 “As one might guess, I’m not a fan of going out on dates. Public ones, that is. So most often, we stay in at the lab.”

🍓 “Charlie and I like to cook up something nice for dinner. It’s like, a pre-date. Stein’s not allowed in, though. He’ll set fire to something.”

💉 “Not on purpose.”

🍓 “Yeah, sure. So he usually sits at the table while we cook and provides color commentary. Or works. Y’know half the time he forgets it’s date night? It’s actually kinda funny surprising him. He gets all worked up about it.”

💉 “Mm.”  

🍓 “You’re blushiiiiiiing.”

💉 “I’ll stab you.”

🍓 “Ha! Anyway, after our ~romantic dinner~ we usually watch a movie. Well, I mean, after we argue for like five minutes about who gets to be in the middle. Charlie usually wins.”

💉 “Unless I choose the movie. Then Senpai gets the middle.”

🍓 “Yeah, because you choose movies specifically to scare me!”

💉 “Heh.”

🍓 “Ass. But, yeah, that’s usually how dates go. Once in a blue moon, Charlie and I tag team to convince Stein to go out somewhere, like a restaurant or something. He does like museums, though.”

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🍭 “>:(”