#swamp wisdom

[automatayaoi]

Ur tags on the king of the hill post make me wonder, do You have partner Pokemon for them? What's YOUR list look like I genuinely wanna know

i spent too much time on this, also i havent seen a king of the hill episode in years so we're just going off the vibes i remember from middle school. also also thanks to my friends for helping me with this

def agree with a lot of the comments on that post that hank would probably have a houndoom as a partner pokemon (named ladybird ofc) rather than typhlosion, tho he might still have one on his team. Hes a dog guy

i think peggy would have a miltank since she was raised on a cattle ranch, shes had her partner her whole life and took her miltank with her to texas

bobby has a mime jr. he loves So Much, hank is kinda weirded out by it but supports bobby and his weird little friend

luanne has a lil snubbull she pampers and thinks is just the cutest little thing, i think she'd also do pokemon contests and actually be pretty good at em!

not only does dale have a partner palossand he also has a bunch of random unown floating around

boomhauer has a team of just furry bait and a hot rod team star style revavroom

bill has not just a regular mimikyu, but somehow has a SHINY mimikyu, who knows why or how

joseph's partner is just teenager....2!

i really think connie's parents are the type to make sure she has a ~special~ pokemon, which turns out okay bc she loves her meloetta

first of all: in texas. Desert flora. second of all: maractus is a very dance themed pokemon which fits well with john being a musician!!

nancy got them castforms for her job!!! also theyre just cute hehe

being real wit u i dont remember anything abt connie's parents other than kahn is a dick and i think theyre rich so this si going entirely off what my friends assigned them

mf got that thang on him

[automatayaoi]

every day I wait with baited breath to see what post of mine you’ve reblogged and what tags you’ve put on it. (spw-art btw)

im glad the mad ramblings wafting from my basement cellar bring u joy. I am so normal about Winslow Leach

[automatayaoi]

HI CAN I GET UMMM 👋👬😘&💇 FOR ARLEQUINO PLEASE

will that be for here or to go 📝

👋 - Do you like to hold hands? What are their hands like?

YES!!! YES YES YES I LUV HOLDING HANDS SO MUCH 💕 constant need to be holding onto him like some kind of weird tick. arle's hands are sooo long and pretty and delicate, ofc since he's a musician hes gotta have long fingers hehe. ive always imagined him to have porcelain-like skin, mostly bc of the way his face fractures during that fight with brighella reminds me of how cracks form in porcelain or ceramic. dont ask me how solid porcelain can move and bend we're talking abt living dolls infused with will thru alchemy ok AJSDKLHASK. anyway!!! i also think unlike most automata, bc of the combustion device in his chest he has his own body heat hehe :3 so hes nice n warm, perfect for holding. augh his hands r so much bigger than mine probably...longer but not a lot wider since his hands are probably on the thin side. again perfect 4 holding.

👬 - What kind of hugs do they give? (Do they lift you off your feet? Bear hug you? Softly cuddle you?)

uwa,, i think at first arle would be v gentle and tentative abt hugs at first, both bc he is completely unused to any kind of physical affection, and bc he's afraid of hurting me: squishy fragile human. he's spent a very long time only hurting maiming and murdering so he's nervous abt it u know. What If He Squishes Me To Death. after a while tho he gets more comfortable (and has a better understanding of how much force the average human can withstand) n he hugs me more often :) hes so fockin tall so a lot of times he'll pick me up for a hug so he doesnt have to bed down ajskdlja Picks me up like a naughty cat. abovely mentioned combustion and fire canister in his chest make him soooo warm n great for cuddles hehe

😘 - Do they kiss your hands, cheeks, forehead etc? What kind of not-on-the-lips kisses do they give most?

CAN I GET A MF HAND KISS ⁉ pleaseeeeeeee hes so fucking dramatic and like stereotypically chivalrous in a way that you know he learned it all from theatre performances n columbine's romance novels so of COURSE hes into hand kisses. constantly kissing the back of my hands, my palms, my fingers, etc etc. ALSO he does the french thing of cheek kisses for greetings hehe. excuse to kees me more

💇 - Do either of you play with the other’s hair?

ABSOLUTELY BABY!!!!!!! oughh his hair is one my favorite things abt himmm 💕💕 its so long n pretty n silky i love running my hands thru it brushing it for him braiding ALL OF IT!!! hes my everythang 🥰 im not good at braiding but i get a lot of practice in. when he was being rebuilt by the a.r.c. kero was helping to make new clothes for the pionniors and i maaaay have designed him an outfit that shows off his pretty hair more >:3 i saw that reveal during the brighella fight and lost my shit. i think he plays with my hair pretty often too hehe he likes how soft n fluffy it is, and he's new to actually being able to Feel Things (we gave him and the others an upgrade so they have the same simulated nerve endings as dernier) so he's like, a little fascinated by the sensation

[automatayaoi]

Don't know if you ever saw this, but here you go

H I M

I CANT STAND ITTTTT HES SO PRETTY!!!! SCREAMING AND KICKING I LOVE THE WATER COLOR STYLE OF THIS LIGHTING ITS SO GOOD 💕

[automatayaoi]

I really hope that you are feeling a bit better in regards to your appendix.

thank you 💕 i actually ended up having it taken out today and i’m currently in recovery. i feel good tho! honestly it hurts less than the pain i was in this morning, and i’ll be goin home tomorrow. Surgery Survived

[automatayaoi]

You were in my dream last night. I forgot what we did but I think I made you food.

augh im so hungry,,,,give me my dream food u bastard

[automatayaoi]

HI FROGGIE HOW ARE YOU :-) umm this is a gush pass because i want to read some good froggie vibes. please go off *hands u a microphone* 🎤

HI JUNIE!!!! I'M OKAY :D tap taps on microphone you'll regret giving me this

you know what. You Know What. fuck it i finished d1sc0 3lys1um last night my brain has been turned to jello by the pale we're talking about Lieutenant K1m K1tsurag1.

kim is not only my partner in crime (not crime) ((we're detectives we're supposed to be stopping crime)) but he is also undeniably the coolest and probably most patient motherfucker on the planet. i mean first of all look at his jacket

THAT is the aerostatic bomber jacket of a man who knows his shit and cannot be bested. practical. sleek. bright orange for some reason. AND the matching gloves, incredible. i want his jacket so bad but even when it's in stock it's like $420 (nice) why must things cost money. also i didn't realized he had a mustache until i looked at some fanart bc i thought that was just sketch lines or smth but now that i DO know i think it is. very handsome of him.

anyway ive been playing disco for a week straight and i already want to replay bc my love and joy for kim cannot be contained. he's very measured and composed (which is probably a good thing bc of tequila sunset's whole......Deal) but he also knows that sometimes you just need to fuck around and have some fun, even if you are investigating a murder case. i reloaded a save for like 15 minutes straight so i could pass a check and get that scene of us dancing in the night club church. literally every time there's a moment of him trying to hide a laugh or a smile i feel like i'm going to lose my mind.

it pains me to my core that there is no option to take him by the shoulders and tell him i love him. my partner my buddy my ace in the sky my disco inferno my man with a plan. i had a 23% chance to warn him and i DID IT bc our love and friendship is THAT STRONG DO NOT SEPARATE US!!!!

also did i mention hes gay??? in canon???? canon gay man?????? it is the vaguest of hand waves but he also doesn't exactly seem like the type to talk at length abt his personal life during a murder investigation unlike SOME PEOPLE (HARRY.) but he IS part of the homo-sexual underground of r3vachol and it makes me. It Makes Me. Feel.

also also there's a part where you meet another Very obviously gay man and harry seems to be having a sexual crisis of awakening over it and kim seems very amused by this and i would die for him, do you understand? do you? the joy that fills me every time we see kim finally having fun and not just on the job grind? laughing as his partner/new friend is confused by Open Shirts and Charming Men? Can I Be Your Smoker On The Balcony,

this is getting so very long but i have to add that i was on the reddit and i found out that kim's va also does songs and i'm going to. i'm. oh my god. hmgrugrhg

sorry for being insane i can't help it my conceptualization skill rank is too high. now if you'll excuse me i'm going to go replay the whole game again and see if there's a secret ending where i can give kim a little kissy kiss. in conclusion,

[automatayaoi]

What good I'm here to abuse the system and get further opinions on this argument: Stein, Abe, Dell, and Distortion, is math real??? -Sam

🤠 “Oh, not this question again--”

💉 “It’s real enough to give Senpai a headache.”

🍭 “I don’t believe I’m the one to ask when it comes to the reality of anything.”

💠 “Well, the concepts upon which math is based are certainly real, but the scientific study of mathematics itself, now that’s a debate--”

💉 “Death, he’s actually answering.”

🤠 “I said it a hundred times, math is real, if I got two rocks an’ I find another then that’s three, which is addition--holy hell!”

🍭 “Ą̸̞̜̟̞̘̭͓̺̭̬̪̹̙͌̒̿́͐͌̀̀̑̀͗̇̅̂̚h̶̨̨̛̫͓̜̼̯͈͔̱͍̠̏͗̓́̀͆̽̐͘͜͝ͅ ̷̡̢̢̛̲͍͖͇̣͓̬͕̭͙̙́̄̎̀̆̈́̊͊̾̈̽͊́ͅh̴̡̖̩̣̯͕̠̥̥͉̤̬̼̼͍́́́a̶̡̲̞̰͎̘̩̞̼̟̣̖̲̺̳̐̕h̷̡͎̱̼̣̘̺̰̗̏̈̎̓̈́̇ͅa̶̧̭͙̮̭͉̬̥̳̭͓̘̬̘̿͜h̸̡̨̛̙͓͎̮̝̞̥̻̣̺̰̎͆̀͋̓́̄͐̏̃̔̐́ą̶͚͂̓̏̔̕͝!̴̼͈̲̤̖̲̦͙̫̮̪̮̙͛̋͐̊̔̐̌͌͋̅̽͜ Was the rock not what you expected, Engineer?”

💠 “I believe that is a toad.”

🤠 “I know what it is!”