My dad before going out.
Dad: Are you gonna be at home?
Me: Do i ever go out?
Dad: Okay, I'm not taking the key.
Me: Why not?
Dad: Because you are going to be home.
Me: What if I get locked out? What if Voldemort drags me out of the house? What if I'm drafted into the Hunger Games? What if I die on my computer?What if-
Dad: *Takes key and leaves*











