#takethekey!

[rosezii]

My dad before going out.

Dad: Are you gonna be at home?

Me: Do i ever go out?

Dad: Okay, I'm not taking the key.

Me: Why not?

Dad: Because you are going to be home.

Me: What if I get locked out? What if Voldemort drags me out of the house? What if I'm drafted into the Hunger Games? What if I die on my computer?What if-

Dad: *Takes key and leaves*