#taking shits

[greasegunburgers]

[goddamnitlink]

when tumblr is facebook and facebook is tumblr.

where will you be when you need to take a shit?

[the-other-fagot]

i have a give and take relationship with taco bell, i eat tacos and give them my money, then take gigantic shits.

[bippykins-blog]

you could post a photo of a pug taking a shit and i would reblog it

[fond-farewell]

Me: You have to be at work in 10 minutes.

Katie: Yeah, I know.

Me: Oh, so how many shits do you give?

Katie: No shits. Negative 10 shits.

Me: So now you're taking shits?

[bigdanlegendarysaxaphonist]

today I learned a very important lesson. 

never

always

trust

the 

fart

!

[delitroll]

So I was playing some rock band and in between songs I had to go to the bathroom. And I'm sitting here on the toilet and people are still cheering for me from my last song. They are like whistling at me and cheering while I'm just sitting here taking a shit in the other room. I've got some dedicated fans!

[i-choose-happiness95]

Just think of the first time Cas will have to take a shit...