Pancake Of Courage

If you don't love food then you're a god damn liar .

[skydrawsgryphons]

everyone who reblogs this gets a doodle of their url !

i will do it.

every single one.

[potionxshop]

[goddamnitlink]

Skull kid should be called bird man. Just saying.

[end]

[justdrinktea]

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

[kkatkkrap]

[jupitereyed]

That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

[headless-hat-deactivated2013121]

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[goddamnitlink]

Eat my ass out with a salty spoon

[goddamnitlink]

Eminem: raping lesbians whilst they're screaming let's just be friends

Eminem: bitch I’ll punch Lana Del Rey right in the face twice, like Ray Rice

Eminem: if i can't batter the women how the fuck am i supposed to bake them a cake then

Eminem: yeah i laugh when i call you a slut, it's funny

Eminem: i kick a bitch in the cunt and it makes a queef like a fucking whoopee cushion

Eminem: put that shit away, Iggy you don’t wanna blow that rape whistle on me

Eminem: if i do decide to ever murder my daughter's momma, ima sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her and cruise around with her for seven hours through california

Eminem: jaws all on the floor like tommy just burst through the door and started whooping [pamela anderson's] ass worse than before

Eminem: i'ma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

Eminem: i'll be nicer to women when aquaman drowns and the human torch starts swimming

Media: ...

Media: give him ALL the grammys lyrical genius

Azealia Banks: I guess this cunt's getting eaten.

Lana Del Rey: My pussy tastes like pepsi cola.

Media: that is absolutely VULGAR. wtf ???

Media: we are so sick of artists using shocking lyrics just to get publicity.

[goddamnitlink]

Calm the fuck down

That Zelda wii u hype stronger than terry crews. WOOSH.

[goddamnitlink]

Veggie wrap for days

[goddamnitlink]

Curry bao forever

[goddamnitlink]

FATbao is on the strong bao game with these smore baos. Kill me twice, I don't care. Fuck diets If I can't have this.

[goddamnitlink]

If you aren't about the bao, get the fuck out of my face you lvl 1 slime.

[iraffiruse]

[conspicuouslad]

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

[redbloodedamerica]

It’s Monday…

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

[tanknaka]

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

[fandomsclashing]

little list of fictional characters i'm mentally dating

[goddamnitlink]

Read the manual they said. It will e helpful they said.

[goddamnitlink]

You show up in a private jet with Pokemon all over it and this is what you give me, Japan?

I'm breaking up with you. It's not me, it's your ego.

[9gag]

[imnotevenremotelyworthbreathing]

I don’t get it

[shooti]

omg

[trekupmysleeve]

okay someone explain this now thank

[softfocusgremlins]

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

[land-of-abaddon]

Look at my last post on my blog… find the year 2008… it happened in that year.

[goddamnitlink]

No one explain to these uncultured animals.