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Officer: We got a call about disturbing the peace.
Lil Bro: I ain’t disturbing shit. ‘Cept maybe your crotch
Officer: What the fuck are you talking about pu—
Lil Bro: *hikes shorts down 1 inch*
Officer: *crotch explodes*
Lil Bro: That’s what I’m talking about. PUNK
S'Okay officer, I know why you stopped me. *FLEX* Ooo yeah fucking awesome ain't it. You tear up that ticket you can touch it.
That’s it officer, nice and slow. Bet when you stopped me you didn’t think it’d be you paying the fine.
Source: Instagram @mature_msl
What’s that officer? Loitering? Aw come on, dude, how about an interesting charge, like carrying a dangerous weapon. That’s it, get a good look.
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