#takingonthecoach

[broodingmuscle]

Let’s try that again, coach. You were saying something about how a sophomore could never be Captain.  Wanna think again? 

[broodingmuscle]

Lil Bro: Hey big bro, wanna see a neat trick? *FLEX*

Big Bro: *pisses himself*

Lil Bro: LOL, let’s see, my coach fainted, the principal jizzed in his pants, and now you’ve pissed yourself.  I can’t wait to see Dad’s reaction.

[broodingmuscle]

Geez, coach, what’s that smell? Did you just shit yourself?

[broodingmuscle]

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‘Sup, coach?  You takin’ an interest in my late night workouts? Can give you a few tips if you like.  Clearly you got nothing to teach me.