#takingontheteacher

[broodingmuscle]

Look teach, if you don't pass me, I won't get to take that wrestling scholarship, and then I'll have to just stick around here and beat up the locals and fuck their wives? Is that what you want?

[broodingmuscle]

Devon: Hey teach, I’m dumb as fuck and I know it.  But I’m fucking jacked so that’s gotta be good for something.  *FLEX*

Teach: S-sure Devon... Class let’s talk about how to calculate the volume of a sphere. Devon is providing us with an excellent example. Let’s get the tape measure.

Devon: Ha ha cool shit teach.

[broodingmuscle]

Lil Bro: Hey big bro, wanna see a neat trick? *FLEX*

Big Bro: *pisses himself*

Lil Bro: LOL, let’s see, my coach fainted, the principal jizzed in his pants, and now you’ve pissed yourself.  I can’t wait to see Dad’s reaction.