How would it be the perfect date between Hisoka and Machi?
Warning only for mentioned nudity and suggestive stuff, but nothing big.
Hope you like it!!
It wouldn’t have been planned, at least not by Machi. Hisoka knows that if he asks her out the chances of being stood up are high.
So every time he knows they’re gonna see each other for a mission or for her services, he leaves everything prepared: dinner reservations, finding out the best things to do in the city… you know, something to impress her.
Not that they don’t see each other out of “work”, it’s just that when it happens, they don’t get out of the room, so it’s not really a date.
And he loves to show his girl off around the town and do something romantic sometimes, something Machi is reluctant about, and he doesn’t really understand why because she always ends up enjoying herself on their dates.
The truth is, it’s easier for her to feel those unbecoming feelings about him when he’s acting all pathetic around her, trying to get her attention and making her smile. This is why she tries to avoid it.
But right after they’re done with business, Hisoka would hold her and woo her with gentle kisses and puppy eyes and “pretty please”...
Eventually, she falls for it with a “Fine! But only because I got nothing better to do.”
First, he would take her to a fancy restaurant, obviously. She would be a bit bothered by it, she doesn’t really like anything fancy and she wasn’t dressed for it, and after a mission, she’s most likely sweaty and feeling dirty. But Hisoka would have eyes only for her and treat her like a queen. Soon she would get flustered by it and forget what was bothering her in the first place.
So, dinner by candlelight? Yes! And with some nice desserts that would leave a tiny bit of cream near her lips. He would lean in and lick it.
Walking down the streets, he would be very alert to anything that catches her attention. Something displayed in a shop? He would memorize it to go back there and buy for her. A flower from a street vendor? He would immediately get it for her.
Let’s say they’re in a coastal city. He would totally take her to stargaze by the beach. Just staying there with Machi nestled in his arms, listening to the sound of waves, would be very satisfying to him.
She’s the only one he talks more openly, about anything. He feels comfortable with her, this is why she’s the only member of the Troupe who knows his hatsus and something about his past. So they would probably idly talk about something. The mission they just had accomplished, his latest target or his last fights.
He would ask about what she’s been up to as well, and he’s very curious about her past in Meteor City, so he would keep asking her.
She’s not as willing to talk about it as he is, though. So she would dodge the questions. Hisoka is ok with it. She’s his mystery girl, and he knows he has to unveil her little by little and very patiently.
Swimming naked under the moonlight? Sure. I mean, he would eventually take his clothes off and take a dive. He would call her in, but she would stand there watching, blushing a little bit.
After a while, he would get tired of being alone in the water, and because calling her didn’t work, he would totally go and get her. After running after her through the beach, I mean, because she would make him chase her, throwing sand towards him, hiding on the rocks and all.
Once he has his hands on her, he would carry her on his shoulder to the water. And yes, she’s still dressed, but he doesn’t mind. He just wants her there, to hold her, to kiss her, to swim together...
Ok, she would eventually take her wet clothes off. She can swim better without them.
To wrap the night, what about watching the sunrise together?
I hope she had a spare change of clothes in her bag, but he wouldn’t mind lending her his dry shirt so she wouldn’t get a cold walking back to where she’s staying.
And she would never give him the shirt back.











