#talesrunner r

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That’s what the “R” stands for - Mod Kai

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Lucy: R, I typed up your symptoms into here, and it says you may have network connectivity problems

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King Henry III, pointing at the broken coffee machine: So, who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know who broke it. R: I did. I broke it. King Henry III: No, no you didn’t. Elims? Elims: Don’t look at me, look at Kai Kai: What?! I didn’t break it Elims: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken? Kai: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken Elims: Hm. Suspicious. Kai: No, it’s not! Rough: If it matters, probably not, Vera was the last one to use it Vera: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap! Rough: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Vera: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everybody knows that, Rough! R: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it. King Henry III: No! Who broke it?! Kuro: ... Wukong’s been awfully quiet Sun Wukong: REALLY?! King Henry III, as everyone argues in the background: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig’s head on a stick.

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R: texts Kai asking what flavor of teddy grahams he wants Kai: honey R: Yes? R: I just realized you were telling me what flavor you wanted. Not addressing me endearingly.

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R: Just be yourself, say something nice Jin: Which one? I can’t do both.

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I’m still genuinely devastated

- Mod Kai

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This has been stuck in my head

- Mod Kai

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i am never not going to be salty about this

- Mod Kai