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R: I have heterochromia

Harang: Wh.. but I thought ... :( That’s okay, R, you love who you love. I just want you to be happy

R: That is not... why are you crying?

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King Henry III, pointing at the broken coffee machine: So, who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know who broke it. R: I did. I broke it. King Henry III: No, no you didn’t. Elims? Elims: Don’t look at me, look at Kai Kai: What?! I didn’t break it Elims: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken? Kai: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken Elims: Hm. Suspicious. Kai: No, it’s not! Rough: If it matters, probably not, Vera was the last one to use it Vera: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap! Rough: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Vera: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everybody knows that, Rough! R: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it. King Henry III: No! Who broke it?! Kuro: ... Wukong’s been awfully quiet Sun Wukong: REALLY?! King Henry III, as everyone argues in the background: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig’s head on a stick.

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Sun Wukong: I guess that’s your new best friend now, Abel. Emphasis on “Iago,” backstabber. Abel: I’m surprised you’ve read Othello. Sun Wukong: What the hell is Othello? I’m calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

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Harang: Am I cool or what? Yano: What Harang: I said, am I cool or— Yano: Yeah, I heard you

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Lucy: R, I typed up your symptoms into here, and it says you may have network connectivity problems

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R: texts Kai asking what flavor of teddy grahams he wants Kai: honey R: Yes? R: I just realized you were telling me what flavor you wanted. Not addressing me endearingly.

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Rough: What’s your biggest fear? Maki: being forgotten. Rough: Dang, that’s deep Rough: Mine’s the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now

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R: Just be yourself, say something nice Jin: Which one? I can’t do both.

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Kai, watching a horror movie with R: Are you scared? R: In this economy who wouldn’t be

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Charlie: So I said to myself, “Kyle—” MingMing: Wait, Kyle? Charlie: That’s what I call myself

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Kai: Last night I found out R is a sleep talker Yuki: Oh, really? Kai: “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” Right. In. My. Ear. At 3 am.

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Apollo: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I’m not proud of it Ocean: You’re kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations

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Lala: Name a way to be nice to others Cain: Don’t kill them. Lala: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it