#talking penis

[tentongue]

me recieving oral sex: wow this is awesome

my talking penis: I CA- HMBGMGH I CAN'T BREATHE!! HELP ME!!

[purplemonkeysexgod69]

@purplemonkeysexgod69

[innocentuilp]

what the fuck  what kind of tag is this???

[jlassijlali]

XCVII

Scaramouch: looked like a talking penis

[borneofthecrab]

[lawonderlandwriter]

Okay, but can we talk about Sebastian Stan’s talking penis in Pam and Tommy...????

[purplemonkeysexgod69]

you are not your bones, you are your boner.

[purplemonkeysexgod69]

"Every poem speaks of the prison the poet is trying to escape. Writing to set oneself free? A lie. The words are oft the invisible shackles simply manifesting themselves."

-- Theodore Belafonte Bonaparte, excerpt from "A Sane Man's Manifesto"