#talking tag

[the-piss-drawer]

Oh uh. Nice LMFAO

[hauntingblue]

I'm on issue 1 of the cult and I just can't believe this is ANOTHER unplanned foreshadowing for Jason's motives post resurrection

[lewbrah]

I have an interview at a plastic surgery office on Monday. I’m kinda excited— it’s in an oncology and hematology corporate healthcare building so I’m thinking that they probably do a lot of reconstructive work for people who have had breast cancer.

It of course also offers other aesthetic surgery things, but all three doctors there specialize in breast augmentation, so I’m making the assumption that they do a lot of reconstruction.

[xberylliumoxide]

i have found a situation in which alex is not a bottom! tickling. t1hey're a switch at the very least. they think it's cute hearing the helpless giggles and the way you can't help but fight it

[rotruff]

shakes empty cup.. spare ship thoughts...

fernery i hate you so bad i will think about you always.....

they make me siiiick. i think theyre equally embarassing cliche tropes fern is just significantly less selfaware xe just acts like that naturally whereas flowery learned it and just thinks thats what being cool is. guy that goes 'wow im so glad im normal' and then unironically aloud fullchest does the 'tch i dont even like you' thing. ew. and then flowery of course has to make up for it by being overly sweet and obnoxious. which just makes fern 5x worse.

also i ❤️ putting all my issues on my ships. fern i love you thats why im giving you the worst internalized ableism imaginable ok. i think xe feels a lot of guilt over asgore worrying about them and flowery "having to" (guy that takes 'someone has to take care of the flowers' too seriously) take care of them in the dark world.

the basis of their relationship is being opposed by the other (flowery is the 'perfect flower,' fern doesn't think sie even qualifies to be a flower) so i really like putting them in situations where they kinda have to work together. fern can be mad about being taken care of but it doesnt stop the fact flowery's doing it for their sake, even if it starts off selfishly. later, i think flowery having to become his own person separate from someone else's wants would be hard for him. being next to someone who has equally low self-esteem but kind of has to just keep going [god knows how asgore would react to his flowers dying] would make him respect hir a lot more.

idk where i was going with any of this umm somehing something rivalry enemies to lovers kismesis Whatever.

also i just like imagining then stuck together. i think the other main flowers pair up nicely so these two are left with the other. i think the others are pretty aware there is Something between them but in a hypothetical castle town au its kind of irritatingly obvious. all they do is bicker and annoy eachother can you guys like leave 5 inches between you for a second. please.

[rotruff]

whaatever. f/o going "but you want it," whenever you brush something off because you don't need it >>>

f/o doing things for you unasked because they love you and want you to be comfortable even if you dont think it matters enough (it does because its you and they care about you)

f/o that takes your happiness onto their shoulders not because they have to but because they want to be the one making you happy

[babyhe]

The dude I buy my chilli sauce from took my favourite out of his online shop and I swear if he's not selling them anymore I'll break into his apartment and cry