So in Language Arts we were talking about whether or not pro athletes get too much money, and we read something about a 1,000,000 dollar contract (or something like that) and so the girl next to me turned to me and said, "Do you know how many kindles you can buy with that? Or houses?" So I responded with: "Or how many houses made from kindles, powered by kindles, with water that is just little tiny kindles that dissolve and become water?"
I don't have a kindle. I don't know how a kindle works.














