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Wrap party (6)

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BABS: Listen - I know you’re already in an awkward position, so I’ll spare you any further grief. Whoever you’re saying is your business. Same goes for Turk. Let’s just leave it at that.

AINSLEY: She loves you, you know. 

BABS: I love her too.

AINSLEY: If that’s the case, why aren’t you together? 

BABS: Because we need time to grow. We were too codependent. We have to learn how to thrive on our own. 

AINSLEY: Aren’t you afraid of losing each other? 

BABS: Of course. But what’s important now is learning about ourselves as individuals. What’s meant to be, will be. 

AINSLEY: Are you sure it doesn’t bother you if – you know?

BABS: Clearly she means something to you if you’re asking me this. The rest is none of my business. And I’d like to keep it that way.

You can relax; you and me are good.

[ Lavender thinks of a question for the fortune cube: Could she be the one?? ]

[ Fourtune Cube: Reply hazy. Try again later. ]

LAVENDER: Great.

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Check, one two (4)

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🎧Theme song

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Pod / Babs & the Ladies / Tally (3)

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BABS: So you’re telling me you want to a five star restaurant and didn’t even get any food? 

TALLY: Not a bite. The worst part was Soren looking so disappointed – I know she went out of her way to spoil me. 

BABS: What did they say? What were they doing? 

TALLY: They were just standing around; there wasn’t even any cooks in the kitchen! I heard someone say something about an update – whatever that means – so they told us they were gonna close for the night. 

BABS: That is so ghetto. 

TALLY: You ain’t lyin’. I told Soren not to worry; I knew just the place we could go. 

I took her to Mr. Cacciatore’s – it’s the best kept secret; top-tier Italian spot – the place you take someone when you’re trying to tuck away somewhere quiet. And the food is good, you hear me? 

BABS: Mr. Cacciatore’s ? Where’s that? 

TALLY: Sullivan Street – across from the Medical Center.

BABS: They deliver on Zoomer’s ?

TALLY: Nah. They do pickup, though.

Anyway, they were about to close the kitchen, but Soren “talked to” the hostess. She seated us and sent a server right over. 

I was a little worried about the quality of the food with the kitchen, shutting down, but turns out we had nothing to worry about. Everything was wonderful – even the service.

We ate

We laughed

We connected

Soon, things got a little flirty 



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Wrap party (2)

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✏️ I actually forgot she was wandering around the save - she rolled up out of nowhere 🤭 (I didn’t make her, just gave her my Treatment ™️ - she’s in the maxis gallery if y’all are interested)

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NETTA: Oh my god. My QUEEN.

[ IMPROMPTU CELEBRITY SIGHTING: Megan Thee Stallion ]

WHALEY: Am I far too high or is that Meg?

LAVENDER: It is!

ZALE: Also – you are pretty high, Bruh.

NETTA: Go Meg! Go Meg! Go go - Go Meg! Damn she fine.

WHALEY: Man… Lo’s gonna be bummed she missed this.

LOLA: I think I’m gonna faint.

( To Rae ) Shut up. You actually want me to believe you invited Megan Thee Stallion?

RAE: She took my pole class; we got to talking about the podcast in the show, so I invited her to the party. What?

Want me to introduce you, don’t you? You know she got a man, right? 

( Laughs ) Relax – I got you. 

Give me like 10 minutes; I got a few moves of my own to make. 

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Go Time (3) (Tally)

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BABS: Oh wow. Can we know what changed? Or, is that personal? 

TALLY: Truth is, someone already has my heart; I just didn’t wanna admit it. I had to fix that. So understood that she told me she’s happy to know I’m happy.

SUNNA: Who the hell is she talkin’ about? 

HAYES: Don’t look at me, man.

BABS: Oh my god, that’s so romantic! Do they know?? Are you like, boo’ed up now?

TALLY: Yes girl, she knows. That’s all me now.

BABS: We gotta bring you back to the podcast to get all the tea!

I’m surprised, but I’m happy for you. Maybe it was a good thing you did this challenge; if not, you may never have realized where your heart was.

TALLY: I never thought of it like that. I think you might be right.

TATUM: When was this?? Why you ain’t tell us?

NETTE: I was going to, man. She wanted us to wait until the show was over before we started saying stuff.

SUNNA: And you honestly think she ain’t tell her crew?

NETTE: I‘on’t know; she said she was waitin’.

NETTA: I can’t believe she didn’t tell us. I outa beat her ass.

ZUZU: 1 down, 5 to go - who was voting for Tally??



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Standing on business (6)

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NETTE: Naw - I ain’t about to let you sit up here and act all offended. You picked up the phone now, you could’ve picked up the phone then.

TALLY: Yeah. And you could’ve too. Don’t think I don’t know about the other bitch you was dealing with.

NETTE: What are you talking about? I did my thing just like you did. 

TALLY: I ain’t talking about your random stash you know who I’m talking about.

NETTE: I really don’t.

Talk to me.

TALLY: You wanna know when I knew it was serious? When you stopped answering my calls. No matter who we was messing with, you always took my calls. Then you stopped.

NETTE: It wasn’t like that. 

TALLY: Really. What was it like? 

NETTE: Every girl wasn’t cool with me chopping it up with an ex. You know that.

TALLY: “Ex”? Fuck you, Nette. I never got to be an ex, remember? Apparently, I wasn’t good enough to even get that far.

NETTE: What do you mean? I thought we said we wasn’t gonna do long distance with you going semipro.  

TALLY: No. You said that. 

NETTE: Why you say nothin’? 

TALLY: How I sound begging you? If you wanted to be with me, you would’ve. 

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Meet & Sip (1)

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🎩 tip to @riverofjazzsims (Lavender) @blvckentropy (Tally) and the good sis @cinamun (Turk)✨

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[ ART DISTRICT / SAN MYSHUNO / TURK’S PLACE ]

[ EVENT: TURK’S MEET & SIP ]

CLEMENTINE: *Ahem* Well. Here we are.

LAVENDER: Should we introduce ourselves?

TALLY: What is this, group therapy? I’m gonna get some of this good food Turk made.

AINSLEY: Mmm hmm. This is a nice spread. I didn’t realize you were a cook too.

TALLY: “You didn’t realize”? You two know each other?

AINSLEY: We are neighbors – we met in the hall.

TALLY: Just trying to see who closing up to the host.

AINSLEY: What you mean? Babs’ the host, not Turk. You know that, right?

TALLY: They’re a whole ass thing; you knew that, right?

AINSLEY: You and Babs are a thing?

TURK: OK. I’m only gonna say this once – we were saying, now we’re not. We’re still best friends though.

Good – Alicia’s here. Can we finally get this party started now?

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Pod / Babs & the Ladies / Tally (1)

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BABS: Just as stunning in person! Ready to spill the tea on your date? 

TALLY: Ready as I’ll ever be. 

BABS: you got nothing to worry about; think of us as two friends catching up after your date and you’re giving me all the details.

TALLY: Yeah – you and 2K other “friends“. 

BABS: Nope – the chat is talking to the mods, you’re talking to me. Ready? 

TALLY: Let’s do it. 

BABS: You already know! Welcome back to the Get Petty podcast special – it’s your girl, Babs Petty!

We’ve already heard from Soren, but this week, we get to hear from the ladies themselves. First up I have the beautiful Tally Bark in the studio with me. Say hey, Tally! 

TALLY: What’s up, y’all? Thanks for having me. 

BABS: Soren described you as hot and athletic, with gorgeous eyes and aggressive femme energy. One of our top subs @riverofjazzsims the chat says y’all were giving FILF first impressions. Thoughts?

TALLY: FILF, huh? I can definitely see the friend part and the “F” Park. Now that we’ve had our official date, the heat has definitely turned up. 

BABS: Word? Well, you know I can’t wait to get into that. But first, a word from one of our sponsors, Jazz you up – their special is still going on so get your toys while you can. Be right back.