Thinking about Gotham Heroes just trying to have a nice and normal date with their s/o's but HERO WORK JUST RUINING IT BECAUSE GOTHAM NEVER STOPS BEING CRAZY. I honestly do think that Rosario doesn't really give a fuck. Like, if people are in danger then hell yeah, he'll get involved but if Maikel is all: "Rosario, I might be onto something big!"
Rosario: "Really!? I'd love to hear more about it instead of just sitting in the bathtub with my super sexy boyfriend who is feeding my chocolate and filling my wine glass."
Maikel: "Perfect because it is LENGTHY-" and Rosario rolls his eyes and hangs up and Benito is all: "That was rude." and Rosario shrugs and he's all: "He knows I still love 'em. I just love you more~" only for Benito's phone to ring and he sighs and picks it up and he's all: "So, uh...funny coincidence, apparently Maikel uncovered my underground weapons trade so I have to take care of that-" and Rosario groans but sips wine and at least watches as soap and water fall down and drip off of Benito's butt.
OR LIKE, TOMMY AND MARTHA JUST DEAL WITH IT BY GOING OFF THE RADAR. They are UNREACHABLE. Batman is trying to find her with the Bat Computer but nothing is showing up and SHIELD is using all of their resources to find Tommy. Meanwhile, they're on the beach laughing and clinking their wine glasses BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT. AND WHEN THEY GET BACK, they get lectured so badly but it was so totally worth it. Like, Martha and Elazar totally have an agreement where one of them goes off-radar or off-planet with their s/o and the other person covers as leader for both teams. MEANWHILE, Tommy kisses Martha and he's all: "Every hour I spend with you is precious but we should consider going back tommorrow because I feel like Lonan is doing shit he should not be doing-" and Martha giggles and she's all: "I mean, he does need practice~"
MAIKEL KNOWS HIS VILLAINS SO WELL that he plans his dates specifically on dates he KNOWS they're gone, in Arkham, etc. But obviously since he's a man with many enemies, it's hard to the perfect day so sometimes he takes his chances. Like, he and Felicia are having a really nice dinner at a restaurant and Felicia is all: "I need to use the restroom." and Maikel casually notices a sniper out the window and he's all: "Look at that, I do too! You know what would be fun? Crouching as we make our way to the bathroom and pretend like we're trying to avoid being shot." and Felicia frowns: "That doesn't sound very fun at all." Or like, Cheshire and James-Dean show up to ruin their date and kill them but Maikel is all: "OKAY, how about I buy you two dinner and you DON'T ruin my date with my girlfriend." and they agree but they purposely order the most expensive dishes because they're petty like that. And when Maikel gets the bill, Felicia is all: "Oh dear, we didn't order that much, did we?" and Maikel just side eyes the two of them but he's all: "You know how expensive these places are. It was probably that water refill I asked for-"
LISA AND ANGELO'S DATES ARE KIND OF EXPECTED TO GO OFF THE RAILS. That's why Lisa likes them because they're so fun and exciting. They're driving to see Wicked or something in Angelo's convertible and Lisa sees a black car following them and she hums softly: "Oh dear, looks like we have company~" and Angelo is all: "Lisa, I'm DRIVING. You handle it." and she nods before she's all: "...Did you move my gun from the glove box?"/ Angelo: :"How would I know where YOUR gun is?"/ Lisa: "Because you're very insensitive and like to move my things around without asking. Like that one time I washed my face with handsoap and not moisturizer!"/ Angelo: "HOW IS IT MY FAULT YOUR MOISTURIZER LOOKS LIKE HANDSOAP!?" and Lisa scoffs: "AH-HAH. It was in the side pocket here!"/ Angelo: "Now that you mention it, I probably did put it there when I was cleaning your car-" And Lisa pouts but when the car behind them starts shooting. Lisa sitting up and Angelo uses one hand to hold her skirt down so it doesn't blow up from the wind as she shoots the two front tires of the car.
WARDEN IS A WANTED MAN, that's why his house and his dates take place in Star City. LIKE HE STILL WORKS IN GOTHAM, but he knows that if he was ever out in the open, criminals of all sorts would want to jump him. Which is fine, he can handle them, but he'd prefer Ronan and their dogs out of harms way.