Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - It depends, in actual canon I don’t think they would function very well. It also depends on the situation that draws them together. I’ve read some pretty convincing fanfictions, granted they were stupidly cheesy.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Lux and Talon fell in love on accident, as with any Noxian I ship Lux with other than Kat. Lux was probably spying or stealing something and Talon interrogated her out it. She somehow gets away and evades him and for a while, it’s a chase like that. Talon hunting Lux down on the orders of his commander/higher up. He catches her one day and rather than killing her he returns to Noxus stating he has lost her trail.
How was their first kiss? - Rushed and never talked about. I like to think that at some point there will be diplomatic attempts by Lux and the Radiant Ones towards Noxus. She would go to Noxus and attempt to show them a spark of strength in even a small girl. Talon recognizes her and corners her, demanding answers for why she steals then returns to Noxus as a diplomat, hypocritical. Frustration rises and so do voices so he silences her with a kiss. At this point, Lux has probably had at least a little experience kissing and tries to beat him at his own game.
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? - Lux, of course, Lux
Who stressed the most? - Talon
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Targon
Who is the one to instigate things? - They both do it equally. I don’t see Talon as a hypersexual man or Lux as being constantly hypersexual. They both get month long horny sprees though
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Lux likes collars and to be bitten, Talon totally abuses the power she gives him.Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - When they are really going for it, it’s an all night event.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Talon gets 4 and Lux gets 3.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - One, Lux sustains magical damage and ends up infertile.
How many children will they adopt? - None
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Lux
Who is the stricter parent? - Lux
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Lux
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Lux
Who is the more loved parent? - Talon
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Talon
Who cried the most at graduation? - Lux
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Talon
Who does the most cooking? - Talon
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Lux
Who does the grocery shopping? - Lux
How often do they bake desserts? - Lux
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat family!
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Lux dies every time he does it. (He does the whole perfect dinner with candles and everything. Every. Single. Anniversary. And it still makes her melt.)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Lux
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Lux
Who cleans the room? - Talon
Who is really against chores? - Lux
Who cleans up after the pets? - No pets
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Lux
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Talon
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Lux
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Lux
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - No pets
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Lux, oh my god Lux loves the holidays.
What are their goals for the relationship? - They are bumbling through it like fools, praying to god that they don’t mess up.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Talon, Lux is a morning person.
Who plays the most pranks? - Lux, sneaky little light mage.
(OK SO TALON/LUX IS MY SECOND LEAGUE OTP! RIGHT UNDER DARIUS/LUX)