#tanezumi

[hopxlcss]

If one truly wishes to be destroyed, one does not simply ask. One must make their case.

IS THIS YOU MAKING YOURS, THEN?

[hedjeroo]

when ur very tall bf finds u passed out from working and blankets u with his coat

@ruinfell

[flapsinhands]

* @sourtrout @tanezumi YOU’RE BOTH DEAD TO ME

[buntrousled]

(( if anyone wants to read the stabbening :> ))

[pangovoid]

* oh

* @tanezumi who are you ???? how do you know my name

[xa-eviterx]

✧

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

[the-innocent-papyrus]

#THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ROMANCE NOVELS!#BUT I DO NOT THINK I CAN SPEAK FOR SOPHISTICATION.#I AM AFTER ALL THE 'SUSHI CAKE' GASTER. GUHUHUHUHUH

*exhibit b as far as “not entirely classy” gasters go, heh heh.

*but yeah, there’s nothing inherently wrong with romance novels. like i said, they’ve got some real gems in their collection. but a lot of them... well. a lot of them are just what we could scavenge from the dump, and are about as high quality as the place we found ‘em.

[magicbyhalves]

[ A message in a bottle makes its way to Shantae! ... Somehow. (Don't question it.) It reads as follows: ] MISS SHANTAE, I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL. I AM AFRAID IT MAY BE A WHILE YET BEFORE OUR LESSONS CAN RESUME. THE EVENTS THAT HAVE TRANSPIRED OVER THE PAST WEEK HAVE TAKEN A TOLL ON MANY OF US, MYSELF INCLUDED. I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS THEM WITH YOU, BUT IT WOULD BE BETTER DONE IN PERSON. PLEASE DO TAKE CARE-- AND HAPPY NEW YEAR. —LLYR

“... Oh...!”

What is it?

“Well, I’ve been taking scimitar lessons from a talking skeleton, and... uh... a lot of stuff has been happening for both of us. So those probably aren’t gonna happen for a while. It was nice of him to write and let me know, though!”

You certainly have been keeping interesting company.