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She’s been inactive on here for like 3 years but..Did @tangedolium ghost write this tweet?? Lol

Me: I've decided what I'm doing with my tomorrow.

Lizzie: Oh, what?

Me: I am going to marathon ALL Harry Potter.

Lizzie: ...

Me: ...

Me: DON'T SAY I DON'T HAVE GOALS.

Me: Okay gotta bandage my paw up before it gets all gnarly and gross.

Lizzie: CAN I BANDAGE YOU UP?

Me: No because the last time you did that it was with duct tape and I had to be cut out of it.

I HAVE A FLAT. I AM NOT GOING TO BE HOMELESS. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY.

THIS IS VERY GOOD NEWS.

I bought a cute sweater at Target today, but when I picked it up off the rack, my first thought was "jumper" instead of sweater.

I blame Zoella.

anything that'd make you feel better/you want to happen now?

Chinese food. A huggle with a sleepy puppy. Sex. Gin. All of the aforementioned.

BUT MOSTLY LIZZIEPAD DAMNIT GET BACK TO SCOTLAND AND DO THE DRINKING THING WITH ME.

I'm 46 years old, but I'm hanging out with a bunch of teenagers. It keeps me young at heart.

twilight in forks

seriously though, what am I watching?

Lizzie you bastard.

#love u charles

#love u too

#tangedolium